Bakemonogatari episode 1 discussion/reaction/comments by Japanese users
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00:00 : The audio commentary is amazing, so buy the BD.
00:00 : Got kicked out before the show started.
00:02 : Woohoo!
00:03 : This will do. I only missed this one episode.
00:04 : Tsu.
00:04 : Kabukimonogatari was the best. A must-see for Oshino Shinobu fans.
00:06 : Erotic.
00:06 : IT’S HERE━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( ﾟ)━( )━( )━(ﾟ )━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
00:07 : It’s here.
00:08 : SHAFT is the best!
00:09 : It’s hereeeee.
00:09 : It’s see-through.
00:10 : She’s wearing nice panties, right?
00:10 : It’s hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
00:11 : Beautiful.
00:11 : Don’t stop at the panties shot, lol. How would you explain if you got caught?
00:12 : I can see it!
00:12 : This is to show that Araragi has better vision as a vampire… with panty shots, lol.
00:13 : Phew…
00:14 : A wonderful work is always good no matter how many times you watch it.
00:14 : I might get kicked out.
00:15 : I could watch it here.
00:15 : No high schooler wears such underwear, such lewdness.
00:16 : I got kicked out~.
00:16 : Idiot… It’s obviously a gentleman’s skill, a perverted gentleman!
00:17 : Phew.
00:18 : Phew…
00:18 : Time shift malfunction, tears; ;
00:18 : Premium member but couldn’t get in because it was full, orz.
00:19 : Full, so I came here.
00:19 : Watched it live for the first time, it was the best, lol.
00:20 : I’ll watch it here.
00:21 : Watching it again, the animation is so smooth.
00:23 : Wonderful.
00:23 : Kizumonogatari.
00:24 : Nice panties.
00:24 : Premium members are annoying.
00:25 : W-wonderful!!
00:25 : Got kicked out.
00:25 : Got kicked out; ;
00:26 : Phew…
00:26 : Polygon.
00:27 : Housou.
00:27 : Lucky pervert moment.
00:28 : Got kicked out.
00:28 : Too nostalgic, it makes me cry.
00:28 : Best after-party!
00:29 : Phew.
00:29 : Couldn’t get in because it was full, so I’ll watch this until more seats open up.
00:30 : Got aroused!
00:31 : Glad I’m not in economy mode, lol.
00:32 : Just a pervert, lol.
00:32 : Nostalgic.
00:33 : I can access the broadcast, but the screen is all white.
00:33 : The atmosphere is the best.
00:34 : Couldn’t watch it, lol.
00:35 : Araragi-san.
00:35 : Bakemonogatari is the best, right?
00:36 : Nostalgic.
00:36 : Such nice panties.
00:37 : Are.
00:37 : Who was it that said they’d lick the wings at the end, lol?
00:38 : This BGM is the best.
00:39 : Can’t wait for Kizumonogatari.
00:40 : Kizumonogatari’s direction is the best.
00:41 : The comments…
00:42 : Was there a scene like this?
00:42 : Nisio-sensei is the best, lol.
00:43 : Do high schoolers nowadays wear those?
00:43 : Maybe it’s time to become a premium member.
00:44 : Migotoni,
00:45 : I cried twice watching this anime.
00:45 : Couldn’t watch the broadcast, so I’m here…
00:47 : I’ll rent the DVD and watch it someday.
00:47 : It was too amazing, lol.
00:48 : This anime is seriously the best.
00:48 : Nostalgic, lol.
00:49 : The audio commentary is wonderful, right?
00:50 : The audio commentary on volume 6 is the best.
00:50 : Even as a premium member, I couldn’t get in.
00:51 : This part is too wonderful.
00:51 : They streamed it.
00:52 : It was the best.
00:52 : Got kicked out…
00:53 : Hanekawa-san is the best.
00:55 : Couldn’t get in live…
00:56 : The character commentary on the bonus features is the best! You should buy it!!
00:57 : Can’t get in as a premium member, NicoNico is crap.
00:58 : Couldn’t watch the live broadcast.
00:59 : This is the best tsukkomi!
00:59 : Episode.
01:00 : Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade licking.
01:00 : Maybe I should read the novel.
01:01 : Kizu is the best (novel).
01:02 : Looking forward to Kizumonogatari.
01:04 : Happy New Year, everyone, lol.
01:06 : Should I go premium…
01:06 : Oshino is too cool, makes me wet.
01:07 : This is great~.
01:07 : The best.
01:08 : Congrats.
01:08 : Kiss-Shot licking.
01:10 : I understand this fun because I read the original. It’s irresistible.
01:11 : “Araragi-kun! Pl-please squeeze my braless boobs, I’m begging you!”
01:11 : Happy New Year.
01:15 : The highest initial sales in TV anime history \(^o^)/.
01:15 : When will Kizu come out, lol.
01:16 : Shinobu’s popularity soared with Kabukimonogatari.
01:21 : Got in live, lol.
01:24 : Couldn’t get in even as a premium member, orz.
01:24 : Too amazing…
01:27 : Ossu ossu.
01:28 : Warning for gore.
01:31 : I got in, but the screen didn’t show anything, does that mean I can’t watch it?
01:33 : Let me know when more seats open up.
01:39 : Hyaaaahhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
01:42 : What are you doing, squirrel ;–;
01:44 : I think SHAFT is truly the best in Japan.
01:45 : I hope they animate up to Hitagi End, lol.
01:48 : Is this gory?
01:51 : An OP as nonsensical as Zetsubou Sensei.
01:53 : Looking forward to Kizumonogatari.
01:56 : The sense is the best.
01:57 : This anime is the best.
01:58 : How many people can fit in the live broadcast… even as a premium member.
01:58 : The director is the best.
01:59 : You can borrow the novel from the library, lol.
02:02 : Hitagi.
02:02 : Erotic.
02:05 : Watching only the anime without reading the original is just being a casual otaku.
02:08 : I hate such an inconvenient school, lol.
02:12 : Boss! A girl is falling from the sky!
02:15 : Beautiful.
02:20 : ]]]]]]]]]]]
02:27 : Huh? Araragi-kun, aren’t you touching my boobs?
02:28 : Koyomi: “I got Hitagi!”
02:37 : Non-merit, lol.
02:38 : Should’ve touched her butt.
02:45 : Hey!
02:53 : Comments, lol.
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03:00 : I.
03:00 : Too nostalgic, it made me cry.
03:03 : Staple stable.
03:05 : The OP is the best ＞＜.
03:06 : Too nostalgic, it makes me cry.
03:08 : ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
03:09 : The OP of volume 6 was too erotic, lol.
03:10 : I was looking forward to this!
03:11 : I thought he was just a handsome guy, but he’s a handsome pervert.
03:16 : Watching this makes me feel like a loser…
03:16 : Nekomonogatari White made me cry.
03:17 : ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
03:19 : Excited.
03:20 : ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
03:21 : So nostalgic, it makes me cry.
03:21 : Couldn’t get in the live broadcast.
03:24 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:25 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:25 : Kamiya-san is the best!!
03:26 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:27 : This is good enough.
03:29 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:30 : ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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03:33 : ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
03:35 : The art here is erotic.
03:36 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:36 : Wonderful stapler!
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03:39 : I reserved the time shift, but I’m still a loser.
03:40 : Isn’t this part erotic?
03:41 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:42 : Yeah. It’s erotic. The staplers are engaging.
03:42 : Premium members just have priority over economy, nothing more.
03:43 : [[[[[[[[[[[[
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03:45 : Hitagi, I love you.
03:47 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[＞
03:48 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:49 : God.
03:51 : So heavy.
03:53 : Heavy girl, Hitagi.
03:54 : ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
03:55 : Tears…
03:55 : The second verse lyrics are the best!
03:57 : ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
04:00 : Oshino Meme is the best!!
04:02 : I think the ED is better, but there are multiple EDs…
04:03 : [[[
04:04 : The person who sang “Puripuri Exercise” also sang this…
04:08 : Don’t know the ED.
04:11 : There’s a certain pride in being a loser…!!
04:13 : This is bad.
04:14 : The OP is not great, but the ED is the best.
04:16 : Kamiya and Chiwa are dating, right?
04:18 : Really bad.
04:20 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
04:25 : Big school!!
04:25 : Hey, OM.
04:26 : How bad is it?
04:29 : Bae-nee
04:31 : Really bad.
04:31 : Horie is the best.
04:34 : Waiting to get kicked out.
04:36 : Was it 2 years ago?
04:37 : Isn’t it fine?
04:39 : You have to watch the character commentary.
04:40 : Bae-nee is really amazing.
04:42 : Even forgot the reason, tears.
04:42 : Hanekawa-san’s droopy eyes are the best.
04:43 : Azunyan licking (＾ω＾)
04:47 : Switch, you brats.
04:48 : Lala Lala Ragi-san!
04:50 : Erotic, lol.
04:53 : Erotic.
04:54 : Erotic.
04:54 : Lala Lala Ragi-kun.
04:55 : Ararararagi-kun.
04:55 : Pervert.
04:56 : It’s not twisted, it’s…
04:56 : Kamiya-san is too good.
04:57 : Wouldn’t it be bad if Black Hanekawa had a tail?
04:58 : Erotic.
05:01 : Bae-nee is the best, lol.
05:02 : Erotic.
05:02 : It’s Tieria inside Itoshiki.
05:03 : Why isn’t anyone talking about the panties? It’s weird! It’s serious but with erotic panties, lol.
05:04 : The official encoding is really bad… 350MB for this quality.
05:05 : There are some scenes I don’t recognize.
05:06 : The king of class reps.
05:08 : Ararararagi-kun, lol.
05:09 : TFZXNL;;piwqq
05:09 : I got in the live broadcast!
05:11 : Are they streaming the BD version?
05:13 : But it’s erotic, lol.
05:13 : Read the novel, but also watch the anime.
05:14 : Huh????? Got kicked out!!!
05:18 : It’s the BD version.
05:19 : Arararagi-kun…
05:20 : My head…
05:21 : Ararararagi-kun.
05:28 : At this moment, Araragi-kun is playing with her boobs.
05:29 : Araragi-san doing erotic pranks.
05:29 : Bae-nee became a really vulgar character in Nekomonogatari.
05:30 : Kamimamita, lol.
05:31 : Erotic.
05:33 : Araragi-san is thinking erotic thoughts!
05:35 : He’s revealing a lot already… I didn’t notice any of this on my first watch.
05:35 : Don’t call it a picture-story show! The battles are probably smooth.
05:36 : Stop playing with her boobs, lol.
05:37 : Neko White made me cry a lot; ;
05:40 : They definitely want to make this look like a porn video.
05:44 : The 3D sound here is great.
05:53 : This is just one episode; the other broadcast is the whole series.
05:55 : Bakemonogatari’s unique wordplay is irresistible!!!
05:55 : Crying at the alignment of seventy-seven bikes at seventy-seven degrees.
05:57 : Hanekawa is cute.
06:03 : Got kicked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:05 : He’s thinking erotic thoughts.
06:05 : Naoki, maybe.
06:06 : Got kicked out, lol.
06:07 : Huh.
06:08 : Whoa.
06:11 : Only erotic thoughts.
06:13 : He’s humble, but clearly knowledgeable.
06:13 : Only erotic thoughts.
06:14 : Reading in publication order and reached Black Hanekawa, but Araragi-san is just a pervert now, lol.
06:14 : Famous line.
06:16 : Stress is at max, lol. Indeed.
06:17 : It’s Ooguma Neko-san, right?
06:19 : Not just a pervert! He’s a cool pervert!
06:21 : Knowledgeable.
06:24 : Got in!!
06:25 : Surprisingly, the perverted eyes are the root.
06:29 : .,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,.,.,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,…,.
06:30 : Erotic.
06:31 : Ararararagi-san becomes more of a pervert with each episode, lol.
06:31 : Right now, Hanekawa’s chest is going wild in front of Ararararagi-kun…
06:34 : Watching this Hanekawa at the end is heartbreaking.
06:35 : Erotic expression.
06:37 : White is better than Black, that made me cry.
06:37 : You’re imagining dirty things on your own, lol.
06:39 : Jealous, lol.
06:40 : Hanekawa is humble and a good girl.
06:43 : Erotic.
06:48 : Erotic.
06:48 : Pazu.
06:50 : Sheetaーーーーー.
06:51 : I want to know what Hanekawa is thinking at this moment.
06:57 : Should’ve dated Hanekawa.
06:58 : Sheeta.
07:08 : Pazu.
07:10 : First time watching, but the animation is amazing.
07:13 : Doesn’t seem perverted yet.
07:21 : A pervert who loves eyeballs, lol.
07:23 : Parallel-gaki-kun is just a pervert now, lol.
07:23 : I think Hanekawa is better.
07:32 : Black (Cat) or Golden Week.
07:41 : Is everyone here a pervert!?
07:41 : Kabukimonogatari was good.
07:46 : Looking forward to the snake.
07:56 : Hitagi has a nice figure.
07:57 : They really understand the appeal of a little girl’s ribs.
08:07 : Nadeko is cute, but the best is the Valkyrie kouhai.
08:07 : They call her Black Hanekawa, but her hair is white.
08:08 : So cuteーーーーーー!
08:17 : Erotic.
08:19 : Bakemonogatari’s structure is like an eroge (like Yosuga).
08:23 : It’s bad to say this, but I really want to have sex～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～!
08:25 : Pigtails are indecent.
08:25 : Is that a mansion…?
08:28 : Nururugi.
08:30 : Seriously.
08:36 : Ambiguous.
08:40 : Ambiguous, lol.
08:43 : Which hair?
08:45 : Episodes after the second one are paid…?
08:45 : Kabukimonogatari was the best, heh heh heh.
08:46 : When Araragi-kun says it, it sounds oddly erotic… because he’s a vampire??
08:53 : There’s no such thing as tragically beautiful, I refuse (`Д´と⌒ｃ)つ彡 No way, no way!
09:06 : Araragi isn’t this tall.
09:10 : Couldn’t watch the live broadcast…
09:12 : Wasn’t his first-person pronoun “boku”?
09:13 : The problematic scene is coming.
09:15 : Licking.
09:16 : Araragi-san.
09:18 : Zawa… Zawa…
09:22 : It’s here.
09:23 : It’s here.
09:24 : It’s here.
09:25 : !?
09:26 : Senjougahara is amazing.
09:27 : Wow.
09:29 : Eh?
09:31 : Ouch.
09:33 : {{{{{.
09:34 : It’s here.
09:36 : Can’t get enough.
09:36 : Wait.
09:40 : As expectedーーーーーーーーーーーー.
09:41 : It’s here—.
09:43 : Scary, lol.
09:43 : Can’t get enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:44 : What’s premium!?
09:50 : Phew…
09:50 : Scary (；；).
09:51 : Am I a masochist for getting aroused by these lines?
09:51 : Fast technique! Amazing, lol.
09:52 : This scene is always painful to watch.
09:54 : Erotic, lol.
09:55 : Cheerioooooo.
09:55 : Chiwa is the best.
09:57 : Finger fellatio.
09:58 : Scary.
09:59 : Whoa.
10:00 : The 3D sound here is great.
10:00 : Stapler, lol.
10:03 : [[.
10:04 : Banana peel, lol.
10:06 : Banana peel, lol.
10:07 : Don’t want a heroine like this (´；ω；｀).
10:07 : Can’t get enough, lol.
10:07 : Banana, lol.
10:08 : Slipping on a banana peel, lol.
10:08 : This is the best, lol.
10:09 : My mouth hurts.
10:09 : Finger fellatio made me laugh.
10:10 : This is amazing, lol.
10:10 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[.
10:11 : It’s a banana peel, after all.
10:12 : Who threw a banana peel there, lol?
10:13 : Why did you peek?
10:16 : Nice hips.
10:16 : Are you a light woman? lol.
10:18 : Banana, lol.
10:19 : In the original, she wears a long skirt! lol.
10:21 : No way, it’s like Drifters, lol.
10:22 : Ga-jak.
10:24 : At first, it’s high.
10:26 : Erotic ( ･`ω･´).
10:29 : Nice.
10:31 : How does 5 kg on that surface area work? Someone explain.
10:33 : Whoaaa.
10:36 : Phew…
10:38 : Volcancer.
10:40 : By the way, Hitagi gained 5 kg after dating Araragi.
10:42 : Can’t eat crabs!!
10:43 : Gozaku…
10:44 : Heavy crab.
10:46 : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
10:49 : Crab is strong.
10:51 : I see, but I don’t get it.
10:54 : 5 kg free fall…
10:56 : If 5 kg falls on you from above, you’d die, lol.
10:58 : If it’s human-sized and only 5 kg, it’s like Styrofoam density.
10:59 : Crab, lol.
11:02 : Gyaaa.
11:03 : Eat my weight too.
11:05 : Koyomi, lol.
11:06 : Araragi: “Fe… fellatio, please ♪”.
11:10 : A friendly sadist… the best!
11:10 : Dignified, lol.
11:11 : Araragi-san.
11:12 : The best angle.
11:15 : Araragi-kun.
11:15 : Erotic.
11:16 : Araragi-san has an unusual constitution too.
11:24 : The first story had a great atmosphere… why did it become a perverted novel?
11:26 : But weighing 5 kg means being princess-carried is easy.
11:28 : Erotic.
11:30 : Nice legs.
11:35 : Such a troublesome woman, lol.
11:37 : What is this mafia, lol?
11:39 : She’s a tundra.
11:44 : Scary.
11:45 : ∵●．;･●;∵●.∴.
11:45 : Whoa.
11:46 : Scaryyyy
11:48 : Don’t want such a crazy heroine (´；ω；｀).
11:49 : Phew…
11:49 : Totally nuts, lol.
11:52 : Ouch.
11:53 : Whoa…
11:53 : Phew. What, it’s just a blunt attack~.
11:54 : ( ﾟдﾟ)・∵;; Gofuh.
11:54 : Gross…
11:55 : Because he moved.
11:56 : Ouch, lol.
11:57 : This scene is tundra ( ´ω｀)o)) Dana.
12:01 : Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
12:03 : Too cute.
12:04 : 4649.
12:09 : Japan needs this kind of assertive diplomacy.
12:12 : No way…
12:21 : This girl is crazy.
12:22 : No, it becomes the best at episode 12.
12:26 : Stapler is strong.
12:27 : Shaking (；ω；).
12:34 : Gahara-san is just tundra.
12:36 : Somehow erotic.
12:37 : ≧[・Ａ・]≦.
12:41 : Erotic, lol.
12:42 : Erotic, lol.
12:42 : Senjougahara is truly tsundere.
12:44 : You are all wonderful.
12:46 : The protagonist becomes more of a pervert with each volume, lol.
12:48 : ※ Bae-nee is aware.
12:48 : Adding the innuendo of banana and mouth, this is erotic.
12:50 : Erotic, lol.
12:50 : Don’t want to ask Kanbaru the same question (cries).
12:53 : Erotic.
12:57 : Fool.
12:59 : Such a pervert.
12:59 : Long story.
13:00 : Isn’t this just a bit of venting, lol?
13:07 : Banana, lol.
13:08 : ← Ah! She squeezed it!
13:11 : Cute.
13:11 : Tehepero (・ω＜)☆.
13:13 : Moe.
13:14 : Still here.
13:19 : The class rep is so cute.
13:21 : Here it comes!
13:21 : Elementary schoolers are the best.
13:24 : The BGM is already ominous, lol.
13:29 : Post-coital?
13:32 : Can’t believe it’s the same VA as Lucchini.
13:34 : Scary, lol.
13:35 : How much does she have, Σ(ﾟ◇ﾟ；)?
13:36 : Lol.
13:37 : Amazing, lol.
13:38 : From where, lol.
13:39 : So scary.
13:39 : Such sexy teeth!
13:40 : Scary.
13:48 : Oh, nothing.
13:51 : The voice is different… ; ;.
13:55 : But she doesn’t put them away.
13:57 : Phew.
13:58 : Scary, lol.
14:01 : ＞Panties, you should see a doctor, lol.
14:06 : Don’t need a weight.
14:07 : ← To fake her weight, so it’s heavy.
14:08 : Araragi-kun’s teeth are very sexy, by Hitagi & Hanekawa.
14:10 : Araragi-kun’s very sexy, by Hitagi & Hanekawa.
14:11 : Araragi-kun’s teeth are very sexy, by Hitagi & Hanekawa.
14:12 : Very sexy teeth.
14:14 : (The sound and look of inside the mouth are erotic, by Koyomi).
14:15 : Huh?
14:18 : Can’t see against the light.
14:20 : How much does she have, lol.
14:21 : Wonderful teeth.
14:21 : Backlit.
14:25 : Wonderful teeth, lol.
14:27 : High-pitched voice, lol.
14:29 : Sleeve Doraemon!
14:30 : Fully healed.
14:31 : Kyuuuuuuuu.
14:41 : People say the direction is good, but the background art is also amazing.
14:48 : Moe-sou, the other way.
14:50 : Riding double… youth.
14:58 : Indeed.
15:00 : The anime character design changed Oshino’s impression so much, it’s nostalgic.
15:01 : Moe, lol.
15:02 : Gahara-san is so lovely.
15:09 : So Nisio-ish.
15:10 : Dorodere? It’s yandere.
15:11 : Yandere, lol.
15:13 : ※ Not a tsundere Doraemon.
15:16 : Doesn’t raise her butt, lol, what a good girl.
15:16 : Isn’t it yandere?
15:17 : Tundra.
15:22 : Yandere.
15:24 : Since she’s not dere, tundra is fine, right?
15:25 : Post-coital.
15:27 : Erotic.
15:29 : Erotic.
15:29 : Becomes yandere later.
15:32 : Anal sex.
15:32 : Stuck.
15:33 : Dere, please.
15:34 : The background here is wonderful.
15:35 : Tundra, I love you.
15:37 : Cut off, lol.
15:38 : Parts, lol.
15:48 : Want to be cut by a beautiful girl.
15:52 : Empty-handed.
15:53 : As expected, lol.
15:57 : Where is she hiding it, lol.
15:59 : Will they fight?
16:03 : Is fighting a norm?
16:20 : Empty-handed, lol.
16:22 : “Fit” is such an erotic word.
16:24 : Erotic.
16:24 : Huh?
16:25 : Post-coital, lol.
16:26 : Huh.
16:26 : Post-coital.
16:27 : Lewd.
16:29 : Post-coital, lol.
16:31 : Eyes, lol.
16:33 : ＼Magic~ Nya☆／.
16:35 : So many!
16:37 : Never give in to lick-ists. That’s international common sense!
16:39 : Hey, lol.
16:40 : Wanted to watch the live broadcast.
16:41 : Doraemon?
16:43 : This from the sky?
16:44 : Post-coital (´・ω・`).
16:47 : She uses that to maintain her usual weight, lol.
16:48 : Tsundere, lol.
16:50 : That’s why Hitagi in episode 1 is scary, lol.
16:56 : Yeah! Don’t get the wrong idea!
16:57 : Inside the skirt.
17:05 : Wet early, lol.
17:10 : He seems like Sousuke, lol.
17:12 : Understood, lol.
17:15 : Hitagi’s character keeps changing.
17:33 : Love Inukare.
17:35 : First time seeing this.
17:37 : That’s yankee logic, lol.
17:40 : The best.
17:43 : Is this story that chuunibyou-like?
17:50 : The direction is the best.
17:50 : Pain is pain.
17:57 : Gory.
17:57 : The best.
18:03 : He’s already dying.
18:08 : An immortal body would be nice.
18:10 : SHAFT’s direction always shows the creators’ smug faces.
18:15 : The way he talks is amazing.
18:18 : That’s not true!!
18:18 : Erotic, lol.
18:23 : Shinbou quality. It’s madness.
18:26 : Even if it’s true, lol.
18:34 : Meme.
18:39 : Love Hitagi-san!
18:41 : Maybe he’s into abandoned houses.
18:45 : Tentomon is here, lol.
18:49 : Sakurai-san.
18:51 : Old man is here.
18:52 : Suzaku…
18:53 : Sakurai is the best, lol.
18:56 : Should I cry because I’m the same height as Koyomi?
18:58 : .
18:59 : Such a suggestive way of speaking, lol.
19:00 : Oshino is here.
19:02 : Oshino is here.
19:05 : De~su, lol.
19:06 : ＞＜.
19:09 : Reverse cross?
19:18 : Oshino’s here.
19:20 : Senjougahara-sama.
19:21 : Don’t blush while giving orders, lol.
19:23 : Can’t get enough.
19:23 : Senjougahara-sama, lol.
19:24 : Looks like Gahara-san is taller, lol.
19:25 : Stick, lol.
19:26 : Puri Puri Prefecture person?
19:28 : Can’t get enough, lol.
19:30 : Gyaaa, lol.
19:31 : Ouch.
19:32 : Ouch.
19:33 : Whoa.
19:34 : Equivalent exchange, lol.
19:37 : Eye poke, lol.
19:39 : “My insults are crafted at 97 km/h.”
19:41 : So many, lol.
19:45 : So many, lol.
19:53 : Hahaha.
19:56 : The pon de ring, ;ω;.
19:56 : The best, lol.
19:58 : Cute.
19:58 : Nobuchan’s ribs are the best.
19:59 : What are you saying, FMA, lol.
20:02 : Licking, licking, licking.
20:09 : Yesterday, lol.
20:11 : Is this the BD version?
20:11 : Licking Shinobu (＾ω＾).
20:15 : Shinobuーーー!!
20:16 : Kamiya’s script must be so thick, lol.
20:19 : Shino-chan.
20:19 : Licking Shinobu.
20:21 : Licking.
20:23 : Shinobu, lol.
20:24 : Heart-Under-Blade.
20:31 : Shinobu is cute.
20:32 : Kiss-Shot.
20:35 : Heart-Under-Blade…
20:38 : Not wearing panties.
20:39 : The best.
20:40 : Change this VA from Hirano!! There’s still time!!!!!
20:47 : Famous line.
20:57 : Feels like an NLP counselor.
21:00 : Yeah, Hirano doesn’t fit Shinobu.
21:03 : By the way, in the drama CD, Hirano voiced Shinobu.
21:06 : Cool.
21:22 : Where’s the “sama”?
21:26 : Masturbating, lol.
21:34 : Masturbating Gahara.
21:35 : Heavy crab.
21:45 : Crab.
21:47 : Folklore is fun.
21:50 : Don’t get it.
21:55 : Something terrifying under Shinobu’s skirt…
21:55 : Heavy deer?
21:57 : I see, but I don’t get it.
21:58 : Shinobu is cute.
22:07 : If the conditions are right, any place becomes a dojo.
22:11 : ☆Wish☆.
22:15 : Yutori.
22:17 : Perverted Homura-san.
22:25 : A name is important for something mystical.
22:27 : Crab.
22:44 : Nonsense.
22:51 : Roundabout, lol.
22:57 : Small.
23:02 : What, lol.
23:03 : Cool.
23:03 : If you’re complaining, just drop it at episode 1. It’s a waste, though.
23:05 : Whoa…
23:05 : Wet.
23:06 : Oshino is cool.
23:07 : Wonderful!
23:09 : Harsh.
23:14 : Nadeko is the best
23:16 : Makes me think this part was influenced by Kyogoku.
23:18 : I like Oshino.
23:27 : Erotic, lol.
23:35 : So it’s self-inflicted?
23:38 : If you wish strongly, it will be granted, but there’s a price.
23:43 : I don’t mind not getting my weight back.
23:51 : Watching Bakemonogatari again after a long time, it’s still interesting.
23:56 : Haven’t watched it in a while, but it’s still good.
23:59 : It’s hereeeeeeeeeee!
24:00 : It’s over!
24:01 : Cool.
24:03 : Phew…
24:03 : Hard to read, lol.
24:04 : The best.
24:06 : Woohooooooooooo.
24:06 : It’s over.
24:07 : The famous song is hereeeeeeeeeee!
24:08 : Looks interesting.
24:10 : +.(･∀･)ﾟ+.ﾟ.
24:10 : It fizzles out at the end, but the song is good.
24:11 : It’s hereーーー!!
24:12 : The full version is the best, though, lol.
24:13 : I want to see more now.
24:15 : Reminds me of the Myouren Temple MAD.
24:16 : Makes me want to watch the next part!!!!!!!
24:17 : I can still get in, but the live broadcast screen is blank.
24:17 : First time watching the entire series during the New Year’s live broadcast, it was the best.
24:19 : It’s still interesting.
24:20 : Deneb, Altair, Vega—all originally Arabic names.
24:21 : Don’t know how many times I’ve heard this.
24:21 : Kabukimonogatari was the best.
24:22 : It’s incredibly interesting.
24:23 : Didn’t understand the meaning.
24:25 : First time watching, but it feels like you need to know the original to understand the anime.
24:28 : Wasn’t this Kimi Shiranai?
24:30 : This is the same as the BD version, not the TV version.
24:33 : Understanding the story from one episode is amazing. This is about half a chapter in the book, lol.
24:33 : Solo erection.
24:34 : Can’t hold back tears…
24:34 : Solo erection.
24:35 : Kanbaru is masturbating.
24:36 : For me, this is the best ED.
24:36 : Never gets old.
24:37 : Gazeruuuuuuuuu.
24:38 : Isn’t that Ueda Hajime?
24:38 : Too nostalgic, it makes me cry.
24:39 : Makes me cry.
24:40 : Ruler’s pose, lol.
24:43 : F-RAN person?
24:43 : The best!!
24:45 : If you don’t understand, read the novel.
24:46 : For some reason, this always makes me cry.
24:48 : Famous song.
24:50 : Feels like they forced a literary novel into an anime.
24:52 : Gazeru is the best!
24:52 : Just think of it as a supernatural story.
24:53 : Even in the novel, the background isn’t clear at this point, so it’s the same.
24:56 : Ruler’s pose!
24:57 : Everything makes me curious. Should I read the original?
24:58 : The best.
24:59 : Thinking they planned this whole broadcast to promote the free episode airing, huh?
25:00 : How much did the anime sell again?
25:02 : (´；ω；｀) Bwaa.
25:02 : Hitagi Crab doesn’t skip much, so you should understand.
25:05 : Still a great song.
25:06 : The best.
25:11 : Understanding without reading the novel is amazing.
25:11 : The original is the best too.
25:11 : Makes me cry…
25:14 : Isn’t there a paperback version?
25:20 : Nisio Isin is the best. Psychological and his novels are great too.
25:21 : Knowing this is Hanekawa’s song makes it sadder.
25:22 : I was all for Senjougahara, but after reading Kabuki, I like Shinobu too.
25:23 : The best ED!
25:24 : Normally, when it’s crowded, the text gets really blurry.
25:27 : Kizu is great, but I want to see Nise and beyond too.
25:29 : Index-chan is hereーーーーー.
25:31 : Well, rely on your memory for episodes after the second one.
25:33 : Of course, you won’t understand unless you watch it all.
25:37 : Episode 2 is really important!
25:42 : The preview comedy is also longer, not just a two-frame manga.
25:44 : Going to check out some doujinshi.
25:45 : Erotic.
25:46 : Bakemonogatari’s BGM is the best.
25:51 : Yuka-chi’s voice is the best after all.
25:53 : It’s “crab” as in the animal, not “club.”
