Bakemonogatari episode 2 discussion/reaction/comments by Japanese users
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00:01 : I missed episodes 1-3, so I bought them!
00:02 : I bought all the episodes to support the creators! (｀・ω・´)
00:04 : PPS is the best.
00:05 : Excited.
00:06 : 1
00:07 : 2
00:08 : Paid service, nice.
00:09 : Glad it was paid content.
00:10 : Bought all episodes.
00:11 : So few!
00:14 : Ecchi!
00:14 : I’ll continue watching.
00:15 : Whoa, so few views!
00:17 : Shikorience.
00:28 : Bought immediately after the live stream ended, lol.
00:30 : Erotic.
00:30 : Hitagi-san is truly an angel!
00:31 : Pitang!♪
00:32 : I don’t pay 525 yen a month, but I bought all episodes.
00:34 : Erotic.
00:34 : Came from the live broadcast.
00:35 : The live broadcast was heavy, so I came here.
00:36 : Even 210 yen is a high hurdle, huh.
00:36 : Free is the best, lol.
00:38 : Butt, lol.
00:38 : I’ll buy all episodes! Oh, erotic.
00:40 : Not just once.
00:44 : First purchase comment.
00:50 : Somehow erotic.
00:52 : I have the BD, but I want to see the comments.
00:53 : Compared to TV broadcast, is it heavily corrected?
00:54 : Bought all episodes!!
00:56 : Oh my god.
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01:00 : Why is the anime version so erotic?
01:00 : Bought all episodes, lol.
01:02 : The best OP in the Monogatari series history.
01:06 : Only 51 views, is it expensive for kids?
01:08 : Same here, lol. Bought all episodes.
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01:13 : First time watching, looking forward to it.
01:14 : Got kicked out yesterday, so I bought all episodes.
01:16 : Got hooked by the first episode, bought all episodes.
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01:19 : Now, let’s see how many times I can cry in 30 days.
01:20 : Bought for the first time.
01:26 : Bought all episodes!!
01:28 : Much cheaper than a BD box.
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01:33 : I support paid viewing, it’s convenient!
01:35 : Same here, bought all episodes.
01:36 : Same, first time buying a video.
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01:40 : The use of 3D has become quite polished.
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01:45 : Heard it was the BD version, so I bought it.
01:55 : Watched the first episode but couldn’t decide, so bought only the second one.
01:58 : Bought it because it’s easy to watch.
01:59 : Few comments, easy to watch, lol.
02:01 : It’s big.
02:02 : Looks like 40mP, lol.
02:03 : I like this OP.
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02:07 : Started reading from Katanagatari, it’s the best!
02:07 : Chiwa-san did a great job singing.
02:08 : Missed episodes 1 and 2, so I bought them! First time watching.
02:11 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
02:15 : Hitagi-san is too cute.
02:17 : Great lyrics.
02:29 : Should have unified it to right-to-left.
02:35 : They should explain it in the main story, also recommended to pause this anime.
02:36 : Can’t read it, lol.
02:37 : Eyeball ↓
02:39 : Too fast to read.
02:41 : Ah, the shadows are from the original dialogue.
02:43 : Couldn’t read it.
02:44 : Rental shops are expensive, lol.
02:45 : I love Shaft.
02:57 : Watching this so late at night, how improper.
03:00 : I’d let Oshino embrace me.
03:04 : No troll comments in paid content, nice.
03:07 : I love Bakemonogatari.
03:09 : Ha.
03:10 : Rental? It’s Niconico Douga.
03:12 : Is this set in Joetsu City, Niigata Prefecture?
03:14 : Joetsu has a lot of monsters.
03:26 : Niigata Prefecture is a major rice-producing area.
03:26 : ??? “Naughty…”
03:27 : The time-shift was terrible, so I bought it.
03:28 : Dissonance.
03:28 : Nise, Kizu, Koi, Otori… all are the best! Oh, and Oni too!!
03:29 : Couldn’t watch the time-shift at all, so I bought it.
03:29 : Panties are fine.
03:41 : 5 million, lol.
03:42 : Expensive.
03:44 : “King of Aberrations”, even 5 million is cheap.
03:45 : Discrimination, lol.
03:46 : Expensive.
03:47 : 500, lol.
03:48 : More like atonal than dissonance.
03:49 : Favoritism, lol.
03:50 : 2 million for the vampire, 3 million to save Hanekawa, total 5 million.
03:54 : Blackmailing Araragi-kun for 100,000 yen…
04:02 : Reminds me of Black Jack.
04:06 : Pat pat.
04:08 : *Spoiler alert, but Senjougahara’s (father) works for a foreign company.
04:11 : Too erotic…
04:14 : It’s erotic, lol.
04:14 : Amazing…
04:15 : Service scene.
04:16 : Erotic.
04:16 : Even though she’s thin, she has quite a chest.
04:17 : Erotic.
04:18 : Yum yum.
04:19 : Wear panties!!
04:20 : Woohoo.
04:21 : Oh no.
04:22 : Ended up buying the pack for episodes 2-5… lol.
04:23 : Service scene, lol.
04:24 : Erotic, lol.
04:35 : I bought it for this, lol.
04:38 : Is that how it is.
04:39 : I want this BGM.
04:40 : Can’t get enough.
04:40 : Too aggressive, lol.
04:42 : Araragi sitting in seiza, lol.
04:43 : Glad I bought the nude pack.
04:43 : That face, lol.
04:44 : Just noticed, that pattern is ridiculous, lol.
04:45 : Seiza, lol.
04:47 : Stationery pattern, huh.
04:48 : This BGM is nice.
04:48 : White panties are nice.
04:52 : I’d like them to draw the shoulder blades area more beautifully.
04:57 : Stationery pattern, lol.
05:00 : Bath time.
05:02 : Correct.
05:04 : Did it.
05:05 : Hang in there, lol.
05:06 : The animation is so unique.
05:07 : Definitely.
05:10 : Phew…
05:11 : Makes it even more erotic!!
05:14 : Awful, lol.
05:19 : Awful, lol.
05:20 : That face, lol.
05:21 : Bad for the heart, lol.
05:24 : Stationery pattern, lol.
05:28 : It’s ecchi, lol.
05:28 : Laughed so hard.
05:29 : Reaction, lol.
05:30 : Glad I bought the nude pack, lol.
05:33 : You have a nice body. Want to join the Getter team?
05:33 : Dry.
05:34 : Got aroused.
05:34 : Despite the past, no sense of danger.
05:36 : Despaired!
05:37 : Or something?
05:37 : Why so erotic.
05:38 : Interlude.
05:40 : ;;
05:41 : No, no, I’m not a virgin!
05:42 : Virgin, lol.
05:43 : (´；ω；｀) sniff…
05:43 : Awful, lol.
05:46 : It won’t spread!
05:51 : Experiencing the pleasure of losing virginity multiple times is the best.
05:51 : Virgin, lol.
05:56 : Cherry, lol.
05:58 : m9m9m9m9.
06:01 : Infect me.
06:04 : Sorry (´ ；ω；｀).
06:05 : Even worse, lol.
06:06 : Hey, lol.
06:08 : Amateur, lol.
06:13 : So pure, lol.
06:15 : Knows a lot.
06:20 : Hanekawa knows everything.
06:23 : Already cautious about Hanekawa at this point.
06:28 : Probing, lol.
06:33 : Misunderstanding…
06:36 : Gahara-san is so cute.
06:37 : Blockhead.
06:38 : If he wasn’t this dense, things wouldn’t have happened like that.
06:40 : Sigh.
06:46 : Wait.
06:55 : Changing clothes is erotic.
06:56 : Neck.
06:57 : Put on the bottom first.
07:01 : Wear the bottom too, lol.
07:06 : Normal in Strike Witches.
07:08 : You won’t get it unless it’s your second time watching.
07:14 : Taking a while to put on the skirt, lol.
07:14 : Wear the bottom.
07:15 : There’s a reason for putting the top on first, but it was cut in the anime…
07:21 : Unnecessarily dynamic changing.
07:22 : Knee pit maniac, lol.
07:24 : The second watch is indeed interesting.
07:29 : Yawn.
07:34 : How long ago was that, lol.
07:47 : Again with the underwear…
07:51 : Detailed newspaper references.
07:54 : Like a stage play.
07:57 : Optimistic.
08:01 : This part looks post-coital.
08:06 : Indeed.
08:07 : Indeed.
08:09 : Maybe it’s a bathhouse.
08:10 : How long will she stay in underwear.
08:13 : Her little movements are cute, lol.
08:19 : Tickle with the ahoge.
08:22 : Great style.
08:27 : Was it seduction? Related to the crab…?
08:29 : Bought it but few comments.
08:39 : Just right for tea, lol.
08:41 : Tea stalk.
08:43 : Later self-destructive line, lol.
08:44 : Is Gahara-san wearing Pampers…?
08:45 : Fairly normal, lol.
08:47 : Araragi-kun is cute.
08:48 : Later, Araragi also showers, but it seems a girl tried to peek (from the original).
08:50 : First time in my life, lol.
08:57 : Word police, lol.
09:00 : wwwwwwwwww.
09:02 : Araragi is cute too, lol.
09:06 : Such a nuisance, lol.
09:12 : The pattern on the underwear, lol.
09:12 : Nice thighs…
09:15 : Heavy.
09:22 : That’s obvious, lol.
09:24 : Terrible, lol.
09:28 : Too terrible, lol.
09:29 : One-shoulder, lol.
09:30 : Nice.
09:31 : Nice boobs.
09:36 : Cute, lol.
09:41 : Watching this in real-time, I only thought it was erotic.
09:43 : Terrible, lol.
09:44 : I like Koyomin when he’s not a pervert at this time.
09:45 : Terrible, lol.
09:46 : This sharp tongue is addictive, lol.
09:48 : Terribleeeeeeeee.
09:49 : Terrible, lol.
09:50 : Awful.
09:52 : Calm down and count prime numbers.
09:53 : Lol.
09:58 : Low, lol.
10:05 : Lol.
10:06 : 46 is not good, huh.
10:07 : This part is the best.
10:07 : Lol.
10:10 : 46 can’t be called a deviation score, lol.
10:14 : Overreacting to everything, lol.
10:20 : Up to this point, Nisio’s dialogue stands out. Those who like it, love it; those who don’t, hate it.
10:24 : Since a while ago, Koyomi-chan’s ahoge is twitching, lol.
10:24 : Ponytail is the best.
10:26 : Ahoge, lol.
10:27 : Crab is tasty.
10:29 : Is it a date?
10:30 : Shaft angle.
10:32 : This shot is really nice.
10:34 : Only that is agreed upon, lol.
10:37 : Crab is best grilled over charcoal, the rest is extra.
10:42 : Don’t get thrown away.
10:44 : Shaft angle is wonderful.
10:46 : Seriously, Hitagi is so cute.
10:47 : Cushion.
10:50 : Asbestos, lol.
10:52 : ◆ミ
10:54 : This voice and way of speaking remind me of Homura.
10:59 : High level of detail in this anime.
11:06 : From Kokugakuin?
11:08 : Kokugakuin’s Department of Shinto Culture.
11:11 : It gets interesting from here.
11:13 : Shaft angle, lol.
11:21 : Homuhomu shut up.
11:38 : Meme doesn’t suit the priest attire, lol.
11:41 : Stapler.
11:55 : Famous quote incoming.
11:56 : Oshino-san is still great.
12:02 : Shinobu.
12:14 : It’s not a sequel, but there’s a prequel.
12:15 : Popopiiin.
12:16 : And part of the prequel just came out in Nekomonogatari…
12:19 : ← Refer to Kizumonogatari and Nekomonogatari Black.
12:22 : Eh? Really?
12:24 : This is the first work, but the past stories come out later.
12:31 : Should I buy the original?
12:36 : Isn’t lighter weight better?
12:36 : For details, read the novel.
12:37 : Rough summary.
12:40 : This is the first work, but the timeline is shuffled.
12:41 : The first chapter was published in Mephisto.
12:49 : Even if the weight is back, won’t the hair fall out.
12:50 : Like Star Wars.
12:56 : Ubiquitous.
13:02 : The original is interesting but a bit expensive, barely worth the cost for me.
13:03 : Bought the original. Worth the price.
13:04 : Ended up buying the original…
13:06 : The comments on Nise were terrible…
13:06 : Paid content is wonderful. Easier to read comments and everyone is kind.
13:10 : Ah!
13:17 : If I remember correctly… doesn’t she cut her finger?
13:20 : Looks like a Shinto wedding ceremony now.
13:26 : They prepared all this in just a few hours, 100,000 yen seems cheap now.
13:29 : It gets amazing from here.
13:34 : Come on, Ishihara!
13:35 : Indeed.
13:38 : Paid content is nice.
13:41 : Preparations were made in advance.
13:54 : Not exorcism but invocation or deification.
13:56 : 2525.
13:58 : 2525.
14:03 : The best direction starts from here.
14:04 : 2525, lol.
14:11 : 1.
14:14 : 3.
14:16 : 1, 2, 3, 5, 7,
14:17 : 5.
14:18 : 6.
14:19 : 6.
14:21 : ← Don’t count prime numbers, lol.
14:23 : 9.
14:24 : Prime numbers, lol.
14:26 : 10.
14:31 : 11.
14:38 : Setting the mood!
14:52 : Cool, lol.
14:55 : Comrade.
14:56 : 101, 103, 107, 109, …
15:01 : Dogura Magura, lol.
15:09 : To enjoy.
15:16 : Indeed.
15:18 : ……….
15:23 : ……….
15:25 : Core…
15:31 : Can only watch for a month, lol.
15:35 : Soka Gakkai?
15:37 : What?
15:38 : Soka, I see.
15:40 : Happy…
15:41 : Like Aum Shinrikyo.
15:43 : I see, I see.
15:44 : New religion.
15:45 : Soka Gakkai.
15:47 : It’s Shinto.
15:53 : Kurachi-kun! Are you there!
15:57 : touitu.
16:06 : !!
16:07 : I hate religions.
16:09 : I want to perform a ritual too.
16:10 : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
16:15 : Not refreshing at all.
16:16 : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
16:19 : Unification.
16:23 : Because I was in the track and field club.
16:24 : Sorry, that was me.
16:25 : You…
16:38 : New religions do this kind of stuff everywhere.
16:41 : Hitagi-san…
16:43 : Nice spike!
16:46 : Why Yabe Miho?
16:51 : Feels like there are more cuts than on TV…
16:53 : But that would make it worse.
16:55 : Feels like there are more cuts than on TV…
16:56 : But that would make it worse.
16:58 : There are a lot of cuts, and Kanbaru’s story time increased significantly.
16:56 : The face is missing.
17:03 : Whoa.
17:05 : Scary.
17:07 : Glad the body moved.
17:09 : Don’t use live-action.
17:12 : Surprised.
17:12 : The direction is wonderful.
17:13 : Is that a person?
17:18 : It’s not Chiwa, lol.
17:19 : The crab is hereeeee.
17:21 : It’s hereeeee.
17:22 : Sometimes they use live-action, right?
17:25 : Crab.
17:26 : It’s here.
17:28 : Because it’s Shaft.
17:31 : Crab.
17:34 : Boobs.
17:35 : Is it hypnosis?
17:37 : Erotic.
17:38 : Boobs.
17:40 : Crab crab where is the crab?
17:41 : Rumbling…
17:44 : I want to be a crab.
17:48 : Crab = cancer = cancer.
17:50 : What did you say!?
17:58 : “Nice body, huh?”
17:58 : Fresh crab dishes.
18:05 : Where’s the crab?
18:06 : Grab!
18:08 : !?
18:10 : Dying.
18:11 : Wall bang.
18:12 : Domu.
18:16 : Erotic.
18:19 : Ah, it’s erotic.
18:20 : Being eaten by a crab.
18:23 : Somehow erotic.
18:27 : Zetsubou Sensei OP.
18:33 : A complicated god.
18:34 : Yo.
18:35 : Hey.
18:36 : SEX!
18:39 : Throwing a god, lol.
18:43 : Throw.
18:59 : Oshino is amazing, lol.
19:03 : It’s physical language in the end, lol.
19:08 : Is it okay?
19:09 : ]]]]]]]ll.
19:11 : I agree.
19:13 : Get them peeled, lol.
19:15 : Indeed, lol.
19:16 : Indeed.
19:17 : Hanasaki crab is extremely delicious.
19:18 : Haruhi, lol.
19:21 : There’s little to eat in proportion to the size of the crab.
19:23 : Kegani is annoyingly hard to eat.
19:25 : Don’t confess to a crab, lol.
19:30 : I like crabs that are already peeled.
19:35 : Erotic interaction.
19:38 : Shanghai crab disappointment.
19:39 : Despite saying it’s invisible, they throw it; what’s what?
19:40 : Kegani is mainly for the miso.
19:42 : Nice dogeza.
19:43 : Erotic.
19:43 : Is crab tasty?
19:44 : Crying.
19:45 : Shanghai too.
19:46 : My lips itch when I eat crab.
19:47 : Nice.
19:48 : Orz.
19:48 : Oshino’s way of speaking is always erotic.
19:49 : The BGM here is wonderful.
20:04 : I refuse.
20:05 : Heavy.
20:10 : Squashed.
20:12 : I hate seafood because it’s smelly.
20:14 : Orz.
20:17 : I like this music.
20:18 : Didn’t squash it, it ran away.
20:27 : Great acting.
20:30 : There are countless new religions.
20:32 : Dismembered body.
20:33 : First thing that comes to mind with bad religion is Soka Gakkai, learn more.
20:36 : Did Meme squash the crab?
20:45 : This person appears a lot, lol.
20:49 : Religion shouldn’t exist.
20:52 : Flashback.
20:53 : Whoa.
20:55 : Flashback, Soka, Soka… (´・ω・｀)?
21:07 : The direction here is the best, lol.
21:12 : \(^o^)/
21:13 : Pom.
21:14 : SE, lol.
21:15 : PON.
21:16 : Pon.
21:17 : Pon, lol.
21:18 : Pon.
21:20 : Is the BD like this too?
21:21 : Iogi, huh…
21:22 : The art is consistently good.
21:36 : Feelings.
21:45 : Bond.
21:49 : Pun, huh…
21:51 : It’s all direction; they deliberately use live-action.
21:53 : Heaven’s Door.
21:54 : Oh.
21:55 : Kotodama belief is the essence of Japanese Shinto.
21:58 : Voluntarily.
22:01 : Oh.
22:08 : Mamitta.
22:10 : Various things are linked.
22:11 : But the weight returns, right?
22:13 : It’s wordplay rather than word games.
22:15 : Mamitta.
22:20 : Return the underwear.
22:23 : The OP plays here.
22:25 : Good story.
22:27 : Heavy…
22:30 : Even in the anime, it’s good.
22:32 : Her voice is cute here.
22:33 : Did she dere? ^^;
22:35 : Heavy.
22:37 : Huuu.
22:38 : Meme is too quiet.
22:47 : Beautiful voice.
22:49 : Her voice changed.
22:51 : Suddenly became honest, lol.
22:52 : Eh? Dere?
22:53 : Nose, lol.
22:54 : This dere is the best.
22:55 : //////
22:56 : Dere’d!!
22:59 : Explode forever.
23:01 : Dere’d too fast, lol.
23:02 : Tsundere is the best!
23:05 : In.
23:08 : It’s just getting started.
23:09 : What?
23:11 : Oniichan, get bigger, Oniichan.
23:11 : Sounds like Index, lol.
23:14 : Index, lol.
23:21 : Ah!
23:25 : God: “Returned the weight, it’s okay, right?”
23:27 : From this point onwards, does Araragi’s weight not return?
23:28 : Close.
23:29 : I see.
23:31 : Eww.
23:34 : Rounded up, huh, lol.
23:35 : I thought it was a number that can be taken both ways, but is it different?
23:36 : I interpreted it as Hitagi’s weight on Koyomi = Hitagi falling for Koyomi, is that wrong?
23:37 : Rounded up, lol.
23:38 : Oh, lol.
23:41 : I see, lol.
23:41 : The best ED in the Monogatari series.
23:44 : Rounded up, huh.
23:50 : Didn’t Hitagi’s weight get added to Koyomi by the clumsy god?
23:50 : The best.
23:51 : Hitagi’s weight is on Koyomi.
23:53 : The content is so well-crafted, amazing.
23:55 : The god is so rough, mistakenly gave the weight back to Araragi-kun.
23:56 : Rounded up ending, huh.
23:57 : The songs and BGM are superb.
23:58 : Stotchaan, lol.
23:59 : Gazelle-san is good.
24:03 : The clumsy god gave Hitagi’s weight to Araragi-kun.
24:06 : Ah, this art is by Ueda Hajime! I love it.
24:12 : So annoying, whose idea was it to double the weight, lol.
24:14 : Looks like early Fuyume Kei’s art.
24:16 : Can’t get tired of this song and voice.
24:19 : The body didn’t change, and for a man, some weight is good.
24:22 : This anime has a unique atmosphere, I like it.
24:28 : Because it’s Shaft.
24:31 : The comments are calm, paid content is nice.
24:34 : This level of mystery is just right.
24:37 : A satisfying ending.
24:40 : Hitagi’s arc is the best.
24:41 : The pose of the ruler is nice.
24:46 : This is amazing.
24:47 : Paid content is the best.
24:49 : It was good.
24:50 : Will Hitagi not appear anymore?
24:53 : Glad I bought it. Going to watch the next.
24:54 : Avoided it, but it’s interesting.
24:56 : Now I want the BD too.
24:59 : I thought it was just a trendy moe anime, but it’s genuinely interesting.
25:03 : Compared to that, pausing and rewinding is so easy and convenient, lol.
25:09 : She doesn’t disappear, but her screen time decreases, become an airhead.
25:11 : What’s with this clinginess?
25:16 : It’s a date…
25:18 : Iron bar special.
25:26 : They’ve become such a dumb couple.
25:28 : This problem is famous, lol.
25:30 : I got tricked by this problem too.
