Bakemonogatari episode 3 discussion/reaction/comments by Japanese users
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00:01 : First-time viewers, be cautious. Spoilers ahead.
00:04 : 1
00:05 : Make a contract with me and become a snail!
00:06 : Thanks, Pampers. I’ll wear them to sleep again tonight.
00:06 : Yahooooo!
00:09 : Thanks for the spoiler warning.
00:10 : That’s nationwide.
00:10 : Phew… Pampers are quite the lolicon bait.
00:17 : I’m gonna do it!
00:18 : Looks like poop, lol.
00:22 : First time watching.
00:23 : This is the BD version, right?
00:31 : I think this episode is the best in Bakemonogatari.
00:31 : I don’t know.
00:36 : Godly OP episode incoming.
00:39 : The fast pace makes it easy to watch.
00:40 : Bought it before the price drop, orz.
00:42 : Soka Gakkai three colors…
00:43 : Feels slightly different from the TV broadcast.
00:45 : Compared to the TV broadcast version, it’s “significantly” different.
00:47 : I get it.
00:51 : ↑ Poop sculpture.
00:59 : The ahoge looks like a Pikmin, lol.
01:00 : Are you a loner?
01:03 : Still few comments…
01:05 : I kind of like this story.
01:06 : This style is the best.
01:12 : So middle school edgy.
01:15 : At the peak of human strength.
01:19 : !?
01:20 : Dempsey Roll!?
01:21 : The best OP in the Monogatari series history.
01:21 : OP is here━━━ヽ(∀ﾟ )人(ﾟ∀ﾟ)人( ﾟ∀)ノ━━━!!
01:23 : It’s here!
01:24 : Oh.
01:26 : It’s here, lol.
01:27 : It’s here, lol.
01:28 : It showed up, lol.
01:39 : Emirin suits this quirky song well.
01:39 : What, what is this…?
01:40 : Mayoi-san, lol.
01:41 : Eh?
01:42 : What is this?
01:43 : This anime has a lot of money invested in it.
01:44 : Eh…
01:44 : I could take one home, right?
01:45 : So cute, lol.
01:56 : What is it?
01:57 : Didn’t the OP not change in the TV version?
01:59 : Not many frames, but it moves a lot and it’s amazing.
02:01 : It’s a weird song, lol.
02:02 : Does the OP change for each character?
02:08 : Nice song.
02:13 : Can’t comment because of spoilers, lol.
02:14 : The TV version changed in episode 4.
02:16 : This part makes me cry…
02:17 : Give me one~
02:18 : I think I cried at the end.
02:19 : First saw this in a MAD, so this is my image of Bakemonogatari.
02:22 : Stop it.
02:26 : I like this song.
02:28 : You can convert to “snail,” huh, lol.
02:29 : This song made me cry.
02:35 : You can do it, lol.
02:37 : Let’s go home, let’s go home.
02:39 : Mayoi Maimai.
02:40 : The lyrics are so sad.
02:41 : Pot… snail.
02:42 : This OP is amazing.
02:43 : The quiet version of this makes me cry a lot.
02:43 : Such a passionate OP.
02:44 : This suddenness is surprising, lol.
02:44 : Cried during Onimonogatari…
02:45 : Already crying.
02:47 : Can’t see the screen through my tears…
02:48 : Deception, lol.
02:56 : High-quality PV.
02:57 : Ah, weekdays are the best, lol.
02:59 : I want to see the adult version from the latest volume in animation.
03:12 : Terrible, lol.
03:13 : Dead body, lol.
03:14 : Do today’s NEETs not know what snails are?
03:15 : Dead dog.
03:16 : Sharp tongue, lol.
03:18 : [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
03:21 : She’s a goddess…
03:24 : Phew…
03:27 : Didn’t she dere in episode 2, lol.
03:29 : That’s too much of a joke, lol.
03:30 : Hitagi-san is so cute.
03:32 : She dered earlier but now she’s back.
03:33 : This is what she calls dere, so Senjougahara is the best.
03:33 : Hitagi-saaaaaan.
03:35 : Clever, lol.
03:41 : Beguiled.
03:47 : Captivated.
03:48 : Captivated. It’s true.
03:50 : Senjougahara, captivated~
03:59 : Can’t keep up, lol.
04:02 : Captivated.
04:04 : Captivated.
04:05 : Moe → captivated.
04:11 : So “captivated” comes from here.
04:13 : Captivated, lol.
04:16 : Body and row.
04:17 : Despite being poor, she has money.
04:20 : Did she buy it to show off?
04:22 : Got her weight back and now she can wear her favorite clothes.
04:25 : Fashion for Koyomi.
04:28 : Weak reaction, lol.
04:33 : She’s cute…
04:36 : Wanting to dress up for someone you like. Isn’t that just adorable?
04:39 : Boobs, lol.
04:40 : The way they jiggle suggests she’s not wearing a bra.
04:41 : Boobs…
04:44 : Staring, lol.
04:45 : You, lol.
04:47 : Boobs.
04:53 : Bra strap.
04:58 : Even if it’s a detour, it’s not a detour.
05:01 : Hitagi-san likes Araragi too much, lol.
05:05 : Territory.
05:17 : Territory, lol.
05:19 : How did Gahara-san find Araragi-san?
05:20 : If it’s Hitagi-san, I wouldn’t be surprised if she put a GPS on his bike.
05:24 : Indeed.
05:26 : Well, yeah.
05:31 : Araragi-san’s gaze is too real, lol.
05:35 : No playground equipment in the original.
05:42 : a.
05:46 : If they get married, Araragi Hitagi sounds better than Senjougahara Koyomi.
05:50 : Literary.
05:51 : Close, too close, Hitagi-san, lol.
05:53 : Wonderful.
05:54 : Too close, lol.
05:55 : Boobs, boobs.
05:59 : Close.
06:03 : Nice.
06:07 : Crab → touch, they look similar.
06:08 : The shadow looks like a shared umbrella, lol.
06:11 : Boobs are the bestーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー.
06:14 : Those damn normies, lol.
06:15 : In the early days, the perversion was remarkably restrained.
06:19 : Shadow, lol.
06:20 : The horn is distracting, lol.
06:22 : Close, lol.
06:23 : Close vow, lol.
06:26 : Paid content, yayyyyy.
06:27 : Normies explode!
06:28 : Cold, lol.
06:31 : Attack.
06:39 : Attacking, attacking, lol.
06:40 : Approaching.
06:44 : Overwhelming, lol.
06:45 : Hanekawa-saaan, over here.
06:46 : Grinning.
06:51 : Reckless, lol?
06:52 : Indecisive, lol.
06:53 : Koyomi-chan, running away.
06:59 : They’re already flirting here.
07:04 : Hair stood up, lol.
07:05 : Already done.
07:08 : Thump.
07:17 : Shaken.
07:20 : Calling each other friends at that distance, lol.
07:21 : So close, lol.
07:22 : Pushed down, lol.
07:23 : Close, lol.
07:24 : Too close, lol.
07:25 : Close.
07:28 : Can’t handle this, lol.
07:29 : It’s fine to start as friends, lol.
07:29 : Friends, lol.
07:29 : The tear depiction is like the 70s-80s.
07:36 : Evaded.
07:38 : Indeed, crying, lol.
07:40 : What are you doing, lol.
07:41 : Not equal at all, lol.
07:47 : Hey!
07:49 : Saiyan, lol.
07:52 : Saiyan.
07:53 : Saiyan, lol.
07:54 : Saiyan, lol.
08:05 : Nyu.
08:06 : Nyu, lol.
08:08 : Nyu.
08:10 : You guys are having fun, lol.
08:11 : Stand up.
08:12 : What kind of maniac, lol.
08:13 : Playing, lol.
08:14 : You, lol.
08:17 : Don’t stare.
08:19 : Will you do it, lol.
08:20 : Super pervert, lol.
08:25 : Yes, he’s a pervert beyond that level!
08:25 : No persuasion, lol.
08:26 : Not the line of someone who becomes more perverted later.
08:26 : Cute troubled face, lol.
08:28 : That gaze is already perverted, Araragi-kun, lol.
08:28 : Super maniacal.
08:29 : Pervert.
08:30 : Then everyone, lol.
08:31 : Everyone’s butt, lol.
08:32 : Maniac, lol.
08:33 : Yes, he’s a pervert, lol.
08:33 : No persuasion, lol.
08:34 : That’s right, it’s an insult! Araragi-san’s perversion is beyond that!
08:34 : What you’re saying and doing, lol.
08:41 : Yes, more perverted.
08:46 : Hey, lol.
08:48 : That gaze, lol.
08:49 : Enough already.
08:50 : Don’t look up, lol.
08:52 : Butt, lol.
08:55 : Please!
08:55 : Araragi-kun can identify girls by their waist shape.
08:57 : Pervert, lol.
09:00 : But toothbrushing erotica isn’t something an ordinary pervert would think of.
09:03 : It’s not romance, it’s ROMANCE!
09:06 : Oh, cute.
09:07 : Is that what you mean by “she’ll be your wife”?
09:08 : Always looking at the butt, lol.
09:09 : If you keep staring at butts like this, people will think you identify women by their pelvis, lol.
09:12 : ( ＾∀＾)(´；ω；｀).
09:12 : Rejected, lol.
09:14 : Unlike live, it’s 19:9, which is nice, lol.
09:20 : (´；ω；｀) sniff…
09:21 : Erotic.
09:22 : Naked apron is nice, lol.
09:23 : Erotic direction, lol.
09:26 : 16:9, huh.
09:29 : So wide, lol.
09:30 : Virgin, lol.
09:43 : Doing it a lot, lol.
09:44 : Doing it a lot, lol.
09:46 : Doing it a lot, lol.
09:47 : Lol.
09:48 : So cute, lol.
09:49 : Gahara-san wants to insult herself and degrade herself.
09:50 : qwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
09:51 : My heart hurts, lol.
09:52 : Oh dear, cute.
09:55 : Doing it a lot.
10:09 : Is she at the age to be called an old maid, lol.
10:10 : Mentally ill, lol.
10:11 : Cute.
10:12 : Mentally ill…?
10:13 : Isn’t it the best?
10:13 : Don’t say it yourself, lol.
10:14 : What a tsundere, lol.
10:15 : Mentally ill, lol.
10:16 : Terrible, lol.
10:17 : Cute.
10:18 : Insulting herself while being abusive, she’s finished, lol.
10:25 : I cried because it applies to me entirely…
10:29 : Tongue-tied, lol.
10:30 : Tongue-tied, lol.
10:31 : No, you’re good enough.
10:32 : I think it’s about not being able to say what you want.
10:33 : Tongue-tied, lol.
10:34 : Liar, lol.
10:36 : Hitagi is too cute, living is tough.
10:38 : What was tongue-tied again?
10:50 : Sukekiyo.
10:51 : Zuko.
10:52 : Zuko.
10:53 : That one word.
10:54 : Gave up easily, lol.
10:56 : Tongue-tied or tsun, lol.
10:59 : Zuko.
11:05 : Want to ride this vehicle.
11:08 : ← It does look like that, lol.
11:11 : Phew.
11:22 : Every conversation is interesting, lol.
11:23 : You’re also clingy, lol.
11:24 : Such a name?
11:27 : Mother joined a religion…
11:35 : Cat.
11:41 : Hurts my ears, lol.
11:56 : Sorry… for everything.
11:57 : Jump.
11:58 : Couldn’t watch this part in the time-shift.
11:59 : Reminds me of R Tanaka Ichiro.
12:02 : Situation is easy to understand, lol.
12:10 : Virgin.
12:11 : The direction of the sun is wrong.
12:15 : I’m a virgin!
12:17 : (´；ω；｀).
12:17 : Don’t want to hear that from my sister, lol.
12:22 : Time-shift was useless.
12:34 : Being with others highlights your flaws.
12:38 : This foreshadowing hasn’t been resolved, right?
12:43 : Trivial worries.
12:45 : Your crotch is small too, huh.
12:58 : Enjoying the foreshadowing I missed the first time.
12:59 : Because it’s important.
13:01 : Tongue-tied worries.
13:02 : Twice, lol.
13:04 : Twice, lol.
13:06 : 2882828.
13:15 : Yeah.
13:20 : Where did that pebble come from, lol.
13:21 : So salty, lol.
13:22 : Ah, lol.
13:24 : Charm, lol.
13:26 : Charm, lol.
13:27 : Charm.
13:33 : Assuming it’s trivial, lol.
13:39 : Really pulling, lol.
13:41 : Delicious.
13:42 : Isn’t it a good thing?
13:46 : Nice nostrils.
13:53 : Terrible, lol.
13:55 : Ah…
13:57 : Shabby, lol.
13:58 : Happens.
13:59 : Ah…
14:04 : Face, lol.
14:11 : Words are weird, lol.
14:13 : Face, lol.
14:17 : That’s right.
14:20 : Actually, yeah.
14:22 : That’s right.
14:24 : I kind of like it too.
14:25 : Yeah.
14:26 : Such.
14:28 : Relieved.
14:31 : Solo?
14:33 : This monument looks more and more like Asahi Beer.
14:45 : I see.
14:49 : Quite maniacal, lol.
14:57 : The worst, lol.
14:58 : Maniacal, lol.
15:01 : Maniacal.
15:02 : Age, lol.
15:02 : The best.
15:03 : 14 years old, lol.
15:04 : 14 years old…
15:05 : Terrible story, lol.
15:06 : Interrogation room.
15:10 : This is terrible.
15:14 : Stepsister is the best.
15:19 : What’s this sign mark?
15:21 : Wear Pampers for a week during class.
15:22 : !?
15:27 : Quite sharp-tongued, lol.
15:33 : Not light, lol.
15:36 : They talked like this, lol.
15:41 : Likely.
15:44 : Transformation, lol.
15:45 : Cute ahoge, lol.
15:47 : My power level is 530,000.
15:48 : Leave her alone, lol.
15:50 : 530,000, lol.
15:52 : Too clingy, lol.
15:56 : If I had a girl like that by my side, every day would be fun…
15:59 : Sorry, I can’t handle this…
16:03 : k.
16:11 : How small-minded.
16:15 : This girl isn’t honest, lol.
16:18 : Indirect expression of affection.
16:19 : Virgin.
16:20 : Thump.
16:26 : Thump thump thump thump.
16:26 : Sex.
16:27 : Talking about sex?
16:28 : This Hitagi-sama is irresistible.
16:33 : This is the main topic.
16:34 : 282828282828282828282828.
16:35 : It’s here, lol.
16:38 : She said it.
16:39 : She’s trying hard…
16:42 : It’s hereーーーーーーーーーーーー.
16:46 : Not with anyone else, lol.
16:51 : Dere’d too much, too fast, lol.
16:54 : Whoa…
16:55 : Broke.
16:57 : Separated.
16:58 : Doesn’t seem calm inside…
17:03 : Snapped, lol.
17:06 : Broke, lol. Broke the flag, lol.
17:09 : Realized.
17:10 : Rejected…
17:11 : (*´∀｀).
17:15 : Vampire Eye activated!
17:17 : Hachikuji Mayoi.
17:22 : Vampire ability activated.
17:23 : Did her eye color change?
17:24 : Araragi Eye is the viewership.
17:28 : As expected of a vampire.
17:29 : Only understood this line’s meaning on the second watch.
17:35 : Well… you can’t see it.
17:41 : Good misdirection.
17:47 : Sky Splitting Eye Piercing Stare.
17:50 : Mayoi Maimai
17:53 : It’s interesting the second time you watch it.
17:54 : She actually can’t see it, right?
17:56 : Lolicon, lol.
18:07 : Talking to an elementary schooler.
18:08 : If she can’t see it, this is just a perverted line, lol.
18:14 : Cool.
18:18 : Orz
18:19 : You, lol.
18:19 : This line makes you cry on the second watch.
18:20 : Cute.
18:21 : Hurt, lol.
18:22 : This part really makes you cry…
18:22 : Hurt, lol.
18:25 : A line that makes you cry on the second watch.
18:25 : Blunt, lol.
18:31 : Crying.
18:33 : I see.
18:36 : You wouldn’t understand just by watching.
18:39 : Can’t help but laugh here, lol.
18:40 : She really can’t see it, huh.
18:44 : Gahara-san can’t see it, huh.
18:47 : The second watch is interesting.
18:48 : There are lots of things you notice on the rewatch, lol.
18:51 : Pui☆彡
18:52 : You…
18:53 : So this is what they meant by watching it twice.
18:55 : Give up, lol.
18:56 : Tsun, lol.
19:00 : Only understand the meaning of this exchange on the second watch.
19:07 : (´；ω；｀)
19:09 : You lolicon.
19:15 : Lol.
19:17 : Hey, lol.
19:18 : What!?
19:20 : Terrible, lol.
19:21 : Terrible, lol.
19:22 : Terrible, lol.
19:23 : Awful.
19:24 : Terrible.
19:26 : Hidee.
19:35 : Indeed.
19:38 : Exactly, lol.
19:39 : Exactly, lol.
19:40 : That’s true.
19:41 : True.
19:42 : Too true, lol.
19:54 : Smells like a woman.
19:57 : Cute fangs.
20:01 : Because it’s an important name.
20:09 : No boobs allowed.
20:10 : But you just grabbed them, lol.
20:12 : You did, lol.
20:13 : You just hit them, lol.
20:14 : You hit them, lol.
20:15 : You grabbed them, lol.
20:16 : You grabbed them.
20:27 : Innocent, lol.
20:28 : Innocent, lol.
20:30 : Innocent, lol.
20:30 : ;;
20:31 : Innocent, lol.
20:33 : Level of caution, lol.
20:34 : Innocent, lol.
20:35 : Yelled at, it’s scary.
20:46 : Don’t call it normal.
20:48 : ;;
20:50 : Whoa, lol.
20:51 : Lol.
20:51 : Hachikuji episodes make you cry.
20:54 : Nice face, lol.
20:57 : But considering Hachikuji’s true intentions, it’s super tear-jerking.
20:58 : Swiftly, lol.
21:06 : Face, lol.
21:07 : Take this!
21:09 : Face, lol.
21:10 : Saw it!
21:15 : So strong, lol.
21:22 : Don’t seriously do it, lol.
21:23 : What did you want to do, lol.
21:27 : Saw it.
21:30 : And it’s fully visible.
21:34 : Looks like Vegeta, lol.
21:36 : Hey.
21:38 : What are you doing, lol.
21:39 : This guy, lol.
21:41 : Terrible, lol.
21:42 : This is what happens when you play with kids.
21:43 : Watched the whole thing.
21:45 : Small-minded, lol.
21:50 : Out!
21:54 : You’ll get caught, lol.
22:06 : This doesn’t even count as an excuse, lol.
22:08 : Hey, lol.
22:10 : Whee-oo, whee-oo.
22:11 : GUILTY, lol.
22:12 : Couldn’t think of words…
22:14 : Hitagi-san can’t see it.
22:15 : I see.
22:17 : GUILTY.
22:19 : He’s troubled.
22:23 : The screen composition is good.
22:32 : …Do they understand… in a way…
22:37 : Yes, exactly.
22:38 : That’s right, lol.
22:40 : That dream is currently ongoing.
22:43 : It’s just your imagination.
22:44 : You didn’t dream that.
22:45 : Twelve Angry Men.
22:52 : Officer, this guy, lol.
22:58 : It’s at the level of getting caught.
22:59 : Whoa, lol.
23:00 : Terrible.
23:03 : Can’t see the memo either, right?
23:04 : I see.
23:11 : Please don’t spoil with a smug face.
23:17 : Watching it later is fun, lol.
23:18 : Completely rejected, lol.
23:20 : The second watch is truly the best.
23:24 : So that’s what it means.
23:33 : Lost snail.
23:35 : But… considering Mayoi…
23:37 : Huh.
23:46 : Huh?
23:49 : Maimai.
23:52 : Swirling.
23:58 : Dendenmushi.
24:00 : Eh?
24:05 : Mr. Snail.
24:11 : A nice ending.
24:13 : Godly song is here.
24:15 : The best ED in the Monogatari series.
24:22 : The ED is nice.
24:37 : Ruler pose, lol.
24:39 : Ueda-san is the best.
24:42 : “Kimi no Shiranai Sekai” is the best, lol.
24:59 : The phrasing is unique, like wordplay?
25:06 : Indeed.
25:11 : The phrasing was like a novel.
25:13 : That’s irresistible.
25:15 : Noooooooo.
25:19 : Nisio’s novels are half wordplay.
25:26 : Why is Bakemonogatari so interesting?
25:34 : The preview is the best.
25:35 : The preview with the two sisters reminds me of Kare Kano.
25:38 : Shogi.
25:47 : They’re not twins.
