Sword Art Online II episode 1 discussion/reaction/comments by Japanese users

00:00 : ｷﾀ━━━ヽ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )ﾒ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )ﾒ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )ﾉ━━━!!!!
00:01 : 1
00:01 : The best light novel work.
00:02 : This is the story of the cutest Sinon-tan.
00:02 : SAO
00:03 : 10
00:04 : ｷﾀ――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)――!!
00:05 : 4
00:05 : This century’s best couple—.
00:06 : Hahahaha.
00:07 : wktk
00:07 : After the perverted manga artist’s slot, huh.
00:08 : Chi…
00:08 : Asuna is the best wife.
00:09 : Yay.
00:09 : This century’s best couple—.
00:10 : It’s here.
00:11 : Accel World is hereーーーーーーー.
00:12 : They’re already uploading before the first episode screening is over.
00:13 : It’s hereeeeeeeeeee(´;ω;`).
00:13 : It’s here.
00:13 : SAO is the best.
00:14 : SAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
00:14 : The dystopian SF world is irresistible.
00:15 : Came to see cute Asuna!
00:16 : Zun zun chaー.
00:16 : To the best anime.
00:17 : Third time now.
00:18 : ｷﾀ━━━━━━ (ﾟ∀ﾟ) ━━━━━━!!!
00:19 : It’s hereーーー.
00:21 : Kamiyaー.
00:21 : The flirting is irresistible.
00:22 : Being able to watch The Irregular at Magic High School and SAO is the best!!
00:24 : It’s here.
00:25 : Kamiya, lol.
00:26 : Niconico, lol.
00:27 : It’s here.
00:28 : Kamiya, lol.
00:29 : Economy mode, cry.
00:29 : Comments, lol.
00:30 : Araragi-kun, you were here.
00:30 : Streaming before the live broadcast, how sly.
00:32 : Up until now.
00:33 : It’s here, it’s here.
00:34 : Past.
00:35 : ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
00:36 : Kamiya (´；ω；｀).
00:37 : Zexceed-san.
00:38 : Super excited.
00:40 : Terrible.
00:40 : You have incredibly bad luck.
00:41 : That’s you, lol.
00:42 : You’re saying something different from before.
00:43 : My condolences.
00:45 : ktkt.
00:45 : The pervert MC is here too.
00:46 : Zexceed is annoying, lol.
00:47 : Thighs, lick lick.
00:47 : Wall on sale (　・　・)っ壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁壁.
00:48 : Hoo.
00:48 : Armpit lick, lol.
00:49 : AkechaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
00:49 : Thighs, lick lick.
00:50 : Booooooooooo.
00:50 : Armpit lick! lololol.
00:51 : I won’t let you!
00:51 : Thighs, lick lick, lolol.
00:52 : Visible.
00:52 : Looked like Sexy.
00:53 : Boooooooooooooo.
00:53 : Thighs, lick lick, lol.
00:54 : What does thighs, lick lick mean, lol.
00:54 : Dark Wind, lol.
00:55 : I’m the pervert!
00:55 : The MC girl is too cute, Dark Wind is being overshadowed.
00:56 : Nicofarre.
00:56 : Who’s the pervert!
00:57 : I’m the pervert!!!
00:58 : There are perverts in the comments, lol.
00:59 : I’m the pervert!!!
01:00 : Is this Nicofarre?
01:00 : You guys in the back are licking the MC too much.
01:01 : Too many perverts, lol.
01:02 : Perverts, lol.
01:02 : I can’t understand what they’re saying… (´；ω；｀).
01:03 : Lick lick lick lick.
01:04 : The armpit licking comments in the back are distracting, lol.
01:04 : Because it’s M-Stream, yst…
01:05 : Fasa (mandatory?).
01:06 : NE.
01:06 : Perverts exist even in the future!
01:07 : Isn’t the MC cute, lol.
01:07 : Armpit lick, armpit lick.
01:08 : Come to think of it, the MC knows about perverts, right?
01:09 : There’s a pervert here, lol.
01:10 : Dark Wind, say something.
01:11 : The MC is being licked.
01:12 : Sexy.
01:12 : MC prprprprpr.
01:14 : If he’s naturally strong, that’d be the coolest.
01:15 : That’s right (agreeing).
01:17 : He can’t compare to Zexceed, lol.
01:19 : That’s right (agreeing).
01:19 : Sexy.
01:20 : There’s a pervert here, lol.
01:24 : That depends on the weapon.
01:25 : Sexy!?
01:27 : Hey, tags! The crying politician has nothing to do with this!
01:28 : Nononono.
01:29 : ┌(^o^┐)┐＝＝＝＝＝＝＝３.
01:29 : Sexy.
01:31 : ＼(^o^)／.
01:33 : Zexceed is being bashed too much, lol.
01:33 : Who’s sexy, lol.
01:35 : Mysterious spinning.
01:36 : Abu!
01:37 : But From Software’s balance adjustments are also perverted.
01:37 : The old school spinning.
01:39 : Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin.
01:40 : Spinning.
01:41 : Zexceed is right.
01:42 : The wall-don tag is up already, lol.
01:43 : What’s “aji”?
01:44 : Well, the legit crazies will come too.
01:45 : AGI is important.
01:46 : Unnecessarily smooth, lol.
01:47 : Smooth camera work.
01:47 : Clear pronunciation, lol.
01:50 : Why did you spin?
01:56 : I don’t know, lol.
01:57 : That’s right.
02:00 : Fasa (second time).
02:04 : If you’re not the best now, you won’t get any equipment.
02:07 : Chi…
02:10 : Summarize in three lines.
02:12 : Oh.
02:19 : Sexy?
02:37 : Game brain.
02:46 : Oh, Sexy is reacting…
02:46 : !?
02:49 : That face is scary suddenly ;;.
02:50 : Oh, Sexy is reacting.
02:51 : Sudden death .
02:53 : The comments behind, “I’m a chest guy,” “Armpits,” “The pervert returns,” you guys, lol.
02:54 : Death Note?
02:59 : Disconnected.
03:12 : That face was weird, the MC isn’t shaken enough.
03:14 : Death Gun!
03:16 : (´；ω；｀).
03:16 : Whoa.
03:17 : Sword Art (big lie).
03:18 : Is it Kira?
03:23 : Death Gun (), it is!
03:24 : Fix this title card already, lol.
03:26 : The font, lol.
03:28 : The title caption is the same as the first one.
03:29 : Death Gun is such a lame name.
03:30 : As expected of the best literature for the intellectually challenged.
03:31 : LINE?
03:33 : I see…
03:35 : Line.
03:37 : Arakawa.
03:37 : The people at the bottom of the stairs can see up her skirt.
03:40 : I prefer black tights or stockings.
03:41 : Arakawa.
03:42 : Asuna won’t show her bare legs to anyone but Kirito (serious face).
03:45 : She’s like a young wife now…
03:46 : When you’re playing online games, a year passes by so quickly it makes you cry.
03:47 : The wind is noisy…
03:51 : Please let me lick your feet.
03:54 : Whether they have sex and get postpartum depression or not, huh.
03:56 : Asuna is erotic.
03:59 : Are they having sex all the time now?
04:00 : They’re having sex all the time!
04:01 : Men should wear black.
04:03 : No/// Handsome/// I’m getting wet///.
04:03 : White and black… reminds me of Nagate and Norie now, (w.
04:04 : Just a gal game, huh.
04:06 : Hazero.
04:07 : It’s hereー.
04:07 : Sensei!! Stop being a normie and draw your perverted manga!! The deadline!!
04:09 : Game brain, lol.
04:10 : In front of the Imperial Palace?
04:13 : Game brain, lol.
04:14 : Hey, what about the perverted manga?
04:14 : Exit wall.
04:17 : Ossu, it’s Kirito! Let’s hunt some beginners together!
04:18 : Ossu, perverted manga artist.
04:18 : Goku.
04:19 : Asuna is troubled by the lewd gazes, lol.
04:20 : Game brain, lol.
04:21 : She looks younger now?
04:23 : Couple.
04:23 : White coat and red skirt.
04:24 : Don don don don don don don.
04:25 : When she takes off that coat, her body line is erotic.
04:26 : ↓ Remember she’s wearing tights.
04:26 : Kirito has become more handsome, lol.
04:28 : Nice thighs.
04:28 : mlj.
04:29 : Hey, give me the wall!
04:29 : Erotic.
04:30 : Still so black.
04:31 : Perverted view.
04:31 : Flirting within 4 minutes of starting.
04:32 : Lick lick.
04:32 : Pitch black.
04:33 : Kirito has grown taller than Asuna now.
04:33 : Black Kirito.
04:34 : Black.
04:35 : There’s already a wall.
04:35 : Wall! Breathe, wall! I haven’t hit you enough yet!!
04:37 : Today too, right?
04:38 : It’s cosplay, right?
04:39 : In the original, she scolds him cutely here.
04:40 : So black, lol.
04:42 : “The only thing you need to hold back is white liquid.”
04:42 : Explode.
04:43 : Cute.
04:43 : He’s blushing from her holding his arm, even though they’ve had sex, lol.
04:45 : The wall is already sold out.
04:46 : You guys dress like that but still look cool.
04:47 : Explode.
04:48 : There isn’t enough wall already.
04:48 : Her hobbies are tennis, she’s good at cooking, she’s beautiful and has a good personality, she’s the best.
04:50 : Asuna is erotic.
04:53 : An 18-year-old with married experience is erotic.
04:53 : Cute.
04:54 : Lick lick…
04:54 : Asuna is cute.
04:55 : Where is the wall-punching service?
04:56 : I need a wall right away…
04:57 : Kirito is also tripping over the beauty of Asuna’s name, so he’s on the same level, lol.
04:58 : Death Gun-san, come quickly, come quickly ;;.
04:58 : Give me the wall.
04:59 : Asuna’s legs are thick for an anime character.
05:00 : Annoying, lol.
05:00 : Colored clothes look awkward together, so black is stable.
05:02 : That time color.
05:05 : Tch, normies.
05:07 : Don’t say the wall is sold out, I want to punch it (´；ω；｀).
05:12 : Thanks for the explanation.
05:13 : That big?
05:14 : I like the Imperial Palace, it’s great for running.
05:16 : Asuna’s personality is also the best ☆.
05:16 : When you look at a map of Chiyoda Ward, it reminds me of Shiga Prefecture and Lake Biwa.
05:17 : Was Asuna’s voice always like this?
05:18 : Avatar and reality have different voices.
05:24 : Really?
05:26 : Meeting in an online game is too real, it makes me cry.
05:26 : Looks like an intrusion.
05:28 : This whole explanation connects to the Alicization arc after the second season.
05:34 : This gesture might get him temporarily added to the watch list (w.
05:35 : If you’re under special surveillance, just pointing might get the police to come over…
05:36 : An 18-year-old with married experience is erotic and the best!
05:42 : Heh.
05:42 : Those couples in the front and back should explode! (bloody tears).
05:49 : This is a very painful conversation between a hardcore couple.
05:51 : Kirito-san, please switch places with me.
05:53 : Aito: “It’s just like under a skirt!!!”
05:53 : They’re being watched.
06:04 : In the original, Kirito says Yui would be happy if he got a sister.
06:05 : Even forming a harem, Kirito is devoted to Asuna, which is what makes him good.
06:06 : The shape of the camera… unless the shape of human hands changes, it won’t change either, I guess.
06:08 : Tch.
06:10 : This is nice, this is the best!!
06:10 : A couple, huh.
06:11 : Cute.
06:12 : Oh.
06:12 : Young girls are the best.
06:13 : Young girls are the best!!!!!
06:14 : Cute.
06:15 : Huh? That kid is just passing by?
06:17 : White girl, lick lick.
06:27 : Just draw panties.
06:31 : Ho.
06:31 : I want to be on the creating (kids) side, not the playing (games) side.
06:36 : Does playing games count as employment? ;;.
06:40 : If you become a parent, you can’t enjoy games anymore… (´；ω；｀).
06:42 : Just like that?
06:49 : … (；ω；） I’m so jealous.
06:51 : Gyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, walllllllllllllllllllllllll.
06:56 : Tch.
06:59 : Tomatsu is the best.
07:00 : Kirito: “Is he thinking about virtual sex again?”
07:04 : Sudden wife declaration, lol.
07:05 : Hey, wall!
07:06 : Where’s Asuna’s mother?
07:14 : Tch.
07:15 : How many walls do I have to break?
07:16 : Something about information and mass equivalence principle.
07:17 : For Kirito and Asuna fans, this is irresistibly interesting.
07:19 : You can hit it one more time.
07:19 : Stop it (´；ω；｀).
07:20 : It’s tough from the first episode (bloody tears).
07:21 : POMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOM.
07:23 : Is that so (bloody tears).
07:23 : The way she says “So” is erotic.
07:24 : I’ll hit you.
07:25 : They’ve been having sex all the time for the past year, right (´・ω・｀).
07:25 : …
07:26 : Suggestive, lol.
07:26 : DON DON DON DON DON.
07:27 : Casually flirting, how lewd…
07:28 : Whoa, erotic.
07:29 : Irritating.
07:30 : Remember Kirito as he is now.
07:30 : Suggestive, lol.
07:34 : I got wet.
07:34 : Irritating wall.
07:35 : Die, (´；ω；`).
07:37 : Harem stories lose their charm once there’s a specific girlfriend (crying).
07:37 : This irritation is irresistible, lol.
07:38 : Makes you cry.
07:38 : She’s wet.
07:40 : ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Boobs! Boobs! The way they jiggle.
07:40 : Having sex increases the information density, lol.
07:41 : Sex feels good too.
07:42 : Asuna’s words are erotic.
07:45 : This taste! It’s the taste of a liar!
07:47 : Did someone plant a bomb on this bench?
07:48 : Suggestive.
07:48 : Explode.
07:50 : Lick lick.
07:51 : Taste… what does that mean (crying).
07:51 : Taste?
07:52 : Offline flirting.
07:52 : Everything sounds erotic to me, maybe I’m doomed.
07:53 : Sweet!
07:53 : Death Gun-san, come quickly, come quickly~ ;;.
07:54 : Lick lick.
07:54 : Explode.
07:54 : Move the story along (bloody tears).
07:55 : I can’t take this anime anymore (´；ω；｀).
07:55 : Irritating.
07:55 : Suggestive.
07:56 : Taste… lick.
07:58 : It was perverted, but Koyasu also recreated the smell.
07:59 : “I’ll give you salt… (crying).”
07:59 : If that becomes a reality, more people might abandon real life.
07:59 : You can do erotic things in the virtual world…
08:00 : Taste? Lick lick?
08:00 : Explode!!!
08:01 : Yeah, I get it (bloody tears).
08:02 : More people will be able to do erotic things.
08:02 : Tears are flowing… sob… sob…
08:02 : Can’t watch this anymore… I want to chop here.
08:03 : They’re flirting so much.
08:03 : You could virtually connect with a sexy actress.
08:04 : Erotic.
08:05 : No need for games anymore, lol.
08:05 : The way they hold hands is strangely erotic.
08:06 : What kind of harassment is this (bloody tears).
08:06 : The conversation sounds erotic.
08:07 : Erotic.
08:07 : This flirting.
08:09 : (bloody tears).
08:09 : Lick (is this cyanide!?).
08:10 : Too suggestive, lol.
08:11 : By then, the physical body would have lost its value, like in Ghost in the Shell or The Matrix.
08:12 : Declaration of breaking the world’s walls, lol.
08:13 : The world’s walls are all punched out.
08:13 : Don’t hold hands again!!! (´；ω；｀).
08:14 : This is how Japan’s declining birthrate continues.
08:15 : Let’s fight already (crying).
08:16 : Showing off from the first episode, lol.
08:17 : So, a 2D wife…
08:18 : Uhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (crying).
08:21 : Whoa.
08:22 : Damn it.
08:22 : Go have sex in a hotel!! Don’t flirt outside, damn it!!
08:24 : Kyaaaaaaaa—ah—ah—ah—ah—.
08:24 : This is an anime! Don’t worry!! (´；ω；`).
08:24 : Death Gun-san, now! They’re at their peak of showing off!
08:25 : ;ω; Stupid.
08:27 : You guys (´;ω;`).
08:28 : And then, they…
08:29 : Aftermath, lol.
08:30 : Tears of blood.
08:32 : Come on.
08:33 : Come on.
08:33 : Wall refugees, cry disaster.
08:34 : Aftermath.
08:35 : Stop with the hearts, lol.
08:35 : Aftermath.
08:36 : In the broadcast, there was an aftermath CM here, it was surprising.
08:37 : 4 hours ago.
08:37 : Seamless aftermath CM, lol.
08:38 : 4 hours ago!?
08:40 : Smooth automatic doors, lol.
08:40 : After a year, they must have done it already.
08:42 : Cheating?
08:45 : A date, huh.
08:47 : It’s you, lol.
08:47 : Comments are the best.
08:48 : As you wish.
08:49 : It’s you.
08:49 : Phew, the wall at home is gone, I feel refreshed.
08:51 : It’s you (I don’t remember the name).
08:52 : Calling a high school student to a high-end café, Kikouka-san is seriously a sadist.
08:53 : Unexpectedly homo, lol.
08:54 : A date, lol.
08:56 : Huh?
08:58 : What, a date…
08:59 : Huh?
09:01 : Huh?
09:02 : * With taxpayers’ money.
09:04 : Sudden homo route, lol.
09:04 : Suggestive.
09:07 : Kirito initially used honorifics, but realizing Kikouka’s ulterior motives, he started being dismissive.
09:08 : The world is not as inflated as I imagined.
09:09 : * Kikouka also plays in ALO under the name Chris Height.
09:12 : Expensive.
09:14 : Ω Expensive.
09:15 : So expensive.
09:22 : Kirito hesitated, lol.
09:23 : Unfamiliar, lol.
09:24 : The combination is nauseating.
09:26 : He loves desserts, lol.
09:27 : So expensive, lol.
09:31 : Phew…
09:33 : Ginza, lol.
09:35 : Is it Ginza?
09:41 : (Why am I with this old man (crying)… and he’s so condescending).
09:43 : The way he says it, lol.
09:46 : That’s right!
09:47 : Didn’t he walk alone through the hallway?
09:50 : He was wandering the hall and got brought back.
09:53 : Heh.
09:54 : Oh.
09:56 : Boobs… What about your sister?
09:58 : Kikouka.
09:59 : Leader (field work?
10:01 : Kikouka-seijin.
10:08 : Talking about SAO? That’s lewd…
10:23 : SAO only has suspicious adults, lol.
10:25 : The person inside.
10:33 : Scary.
10:36 : Nakano residents rejoice.
10:40 : Oh.
10:41 : The sink is full and unusable…
10:44 : Messy room.
10:49 : Typical of a shut-in.
10:50 : Zexceed-san (；ω；).
10:51 : You guys.
10:54 : Really, it’s good it’s not summer. If a body was left in midsummer, it would rot in two days…
10:56 : Is it Zexceed?
10:58 : The remains of Zexceed.
10:59 : Special ☆ heart failure.
11:05 : Is it Death Note?
11:10 : Special heart failure ☆.
11:12 : Unnatural death equals perverted death.
11:18 : Ho.
11:20 : Looks delicious.
11:25 : As expected of a shut-in, lol.
11:26 : So that’s it.
11:28 : Shut-in, lol.
11:40 : Ho.
11:41 : Shikohage.
11:43 : FPS is the best.
11:43 : Is it Umehara?
11:45 : There’s only one god (hallucination).
11:47 : Sexy?
11:50 : Thighs, lick lick.
11:52 : Thighs, lick lick.
11:52 : Zexceed, lol.
11:53 : Sexy Tamotsu.
11:55 : Zexy.
11:57 : Ah.
11:57 : Sexy.
11:59 : It’s this guy, lol.
12:03 : About 400 yen per bite?
12:10 : Unidentified refugee rescue.
12:12 : A blog, not a message board.
12:27 : Whatー.
12:28 : Competent.
12:31 : Ho, revealing it is quite a perverted act… can’t overlook criminals like this…
12:31 : Super play, lol.
12:32 : Nice.
12:32 : Exposing ;;.
12:42 : View count, lol.
12:46 : 3 million, lol.
12:54 : Is this your room?
12:58 : ↓ Kindly provide tissues.
13:00 : There’s a perverted newspaper solicitor in my room.
13:01 : *cough* *cough*.
13:05 : So many neat rooms, lol.
13:07 : Moderation in gaming is key.
13:07 : Games where you don’t die are too easy!
13:10 : Oh.
13:12 : Not the place to discuss this.
13:16 : At least do it in a private room.
13:17 : I love you lightly salted. Akari loves lightly salted.
13:18 : Looks delicious.
13:19 : Looks weak.
13:19 : Bold personality.
13:21 : Lower your voice, lol.
13:24 : If it were consomme punch, you’d be safe.
13:29 : Lightly salted cod roe, lol.
13:32 : If it were Hokkaido salmon roe, you’d be safe.
13:36 : This gun and my name is Death Gun!!!!
13:43 : The name sense is top-notch, lol.
13:48 : Death Gun, lol.
13:53 : Hearing it aloud is something else.
13:57 : A hazelnut latte is just a regular café latte with hazelnut syrup. If you make it yourself, it wouldn’t cost 100 yen per cup… try it.
14:05 : As expectedーー(==).
14:15 : Turning unknown causes of death to heart failure, huh?
14:17 : Did Kayaba mass-produce AmuSpheres by himself?
14:21 : That’s right.
14:22 : Where’s Accel World Online?
14:23 : Heh.
14:28 : When did he eat?
14:29 : Few comments, it’s lonely…
14:31 : Is this Kayaba’s doing again?
14:33 : Kikouka-saaan.
14:39 : One camera.
14:40 : Shining glasses.
14:45 : The glasses are shining.
14:47 : You can read the electrical signals from the body to the brain and limbs… just rewrite and send them.
14:48 : Is it the informatization of pain?
14:49 : Glasses, lol.
14:51 : Impossible, lol.
14:53 : The camera is the best.
14:59 : Ahhhーahーahーahーahーahーahーahーahーahーahー.
15:04 : Is the SAO system being misused?
15:05 : Nice imagination!
15:06 : Great imagination.
15:07 : No.
15:07 : What was the point of Koyasu’s perverted pain recreation?
15:15 : He’s already eaten it all.
15:21 : It’s serious, but somehow funny.
15:25 : (Ugh, thinking Kirito-kun is irresistible).
15:26 : Why are you smirking?
15:28 : The look of someone in love.
15:29 : 2828.
15:29 : Her face looks erotic.
15:38 : Indeed.
15:41 : Pervert mask.
15:45 : Suggestive.
15:46 : Fuwe, lol.
15:48 : Nooooo.
15:57 : Kirito-kun has a sweet tooth, lol.
15:58 : Please go out with me (confession).
15:59 : Lower your voice, lol.
16:00 : Luring with cake, lol.
16:02 : Easy.
16:05 : A mirror for sweet tooths.
16:07 : Lured by cake.
16:09 : Likes sweets, lol.
16:12 : Isn’t GGO operated overseas, so Japan can’t intervene?
16:15 : They can’t pressure them because they can’t contact the operators.
16:18 : Register for Gun (Bang) Gay Online® and contact ✝Death☠Gun✝ (suggestive).
16:18 : Conclusion after thrusting.
16:25 : Matsuoka’s voice is too fitting, lolol.
16:26 : Hey, lol.
16:28 : No way, lol.
16:29 : No touching, lol.
16:29 : Matsuoka is the best, lol.
16:31 : GGO is American-owned. That’s why Japan can’t intervene.
16:34 : Nice butt.
16:39 : Nice butt.
16:40 : “Disturbing other customers.”
16:40 : Nice butt.
16:41 : Pervert alert.
16:41 : Strictly.
16:42 : Mind your gaze, lol.
16:43 : Pervert alert.
16:51 : Be quiet in Ginza.
16:52 : Probably, lol.
16:57 : Grandpa?
16:58 : If you can revive multiple times, isn’t it an easy game?
16:59 : But it’s still an easy game.
16:59 : m9.
17:01 : Basically, it’s like a level 100 AEK in BF.
17:05 : Neet.
17:10 : Eating, eating, lol.
17:12 : Kirito becomes Kiriko and wields a sword, lol.
17:17 : Bitcoin.
17:18 : Heh.
17:18 : The best.
17:20 : The best.
17:21 : The statement looks real.
17:24 : Pro-neet.
17:26 : Amazing.
17:27 : * Eating while talking, pervert.
17:27 : Essentially.
17:28 : Pro-neet.
17:29 : Surprisingly realistic amount.
17:31 : Cheap.
17:31 : It’s enough to live on, but not for pensions or other things.
17:32 : Amazing.
17:32 : If you’re satisfied with that, it’s fine.
17:33 : Playing your favorite game and earning that much is the best.
17:33 : Realistic price.
17:34 : Home bounty hunter instead of a home security guard?
17:35 : Living off games… the best!!
17:35 : Self-employed with 200,000 yen is like 70,000 yen for a salaried worker.
17:36 : The highest prize in SF4 is about 40 million yen.
17:40 : RMT, huh.
17:41 : Untaxed part-time job, the best side job.
17:42 : But Kirito has risked his life for money.
17:46 : Professional.
17:49 : Three cakes.
17:51 : How much?
17:52 : It doesn’t pay unless it’s about 3 million yen.
17:55 : Spending money like that, crying at press conferences.
17:55 : 30,000 yen?
17:56 : 300 yen?
17:57 : 300 yen.
17:59 : Kirito would make money as an online detective, lol.
18:02 : 50,000 yen for 30 minutes!
18:04 : 3,000 yen?
18:06 : 3,000 yen.
18:07 : Can I take it as 30 million?
18:08 : He didn’t say money.
18:09 : Apple, lol.
18:19 : Typical bureaucratic manipulation.
18:23 : That’s right.
18:32 : Smart.
18:34 : Eh.
18:35 : Annoying, but without that, ordinary players wouldn’t stand a chance.
18:36 : Who would play such a shady company’s game?
18:37 : Once a seed is sown (The Seed), it can’t be undone.
18:38 : Why would anyone play such a shady game, lol.
18:39 : Stop such shady operators, lol.
18:42 : Essentially, a free game online, but paid.
18:47 : Indeed.
18:49 : Just disconnecting should be enough.
18:50 : Such a company wouldn’t be able to open a bank account.
19:03 : Suggestive.
19:07 : Asuna will cry.
19:11 : Sachi.
19:11 : How many times does Sachi die (´；ω；｀).
19:13 : Ah…
19:15 : …
19:19 : Ahhh…
19:26 : Explode.
19:30 : Cute.
19:31 : DON DON DON DON DON.
19:36 : The way he says “You” is the best.
19:36 : Wall “(´；ω；｀) Ugh.”
19:37 : Enough already (bloody tears).
19:52 : A wife who matches her husband’s nerdiness (crying).
19:59 : I see, he saw the fallen castle in the clouds.
20:01 : Death Gun-san, come quickly, come quickly~ ;;.
20:08 : How can this couple flirt with such complicated topics?
20:30 : Exploded.
20:31 : Big Crunch symbol.
20:32 : Real couple explosion.
20:35 : Oh ho ho ho.
20:39 : Turn it back to the fun SAO (´；ω；｀) Bwaah.
20:40 : ↓ You said it last time! Stop digging up old wounds! (crying).
20:42 : Asanagi-san is the best.
20:59 : Death Gun-san, come quickly, come quickly~ ;;.
20:59 : Aftermath.
21:00 : Yuuki too.
21:01 : Huh? Isn’t this mentioned in the anime?
21:01 : Kayaba had the best death.
21:03 : Huh?
21:08 : What happened?
21:10 : ↑ Sinon’s ability is mid-tier (she can cover half of her monthly communication fee = 1,500 yen), but her ultra-rare equipment “Hecate II” has excellent performance and synergy, making her strong.
21:11 : Ahhh, those plump thighs.
21:12 : Quite a good muscle line… phew.
21:12 : Sinon is here━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
21:13 : Nice angle.
21:14 : Butt.
21:14 : Phew…
21:15 : Nice angle.
21:16 : Erotic.
21:16 : prpr.
21:17 : This is a nice butt.
21:19 : Nice angle.
21:19 : Is this Tina?
21:20 : Nice butt~.
21:20 : Miyukichi, lol.
21:21 : Sinon-san is so cool—!!
21:21 : Nice butt.
21:22 : Erotic butt.
21:22 : Sinon, Sinon!
21:23 : Nice butt.
21:24 : Nice butt.
21:25 : Nice butt.
21:26 : Erotic.
21:27 : Nice butt.
21:27 : Black Bullet refugee relief.
21:30 : Erotic~~~~~~~~~~~~~.
21:32 : Erotic~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.
21:32 : Whoaaaaaa.
21:33 : Sinon is so erotic.
21:37 : Nice eyes.
21:37 : Lick lick.
21:38 : Shit, it’s here!!
21:42 : She has an erotic butt.
21:43 : Just an MMO…
21:45 : * The world record for sniping is 1,500 meters with a Barrett M82. Beyond that, the complexities of the Coriolis effect and gravity calculations make it difficult to achieve effective shots.
21:48 : The world record for sniping is 2,815 meters.
21:49 : At 1,500 meters, the Coriolis effect comes into play. Is it implemented in the game?
21:51 : Indeed.
21:54 : Nice butt.
21:56 : Sinon, aim and shoot!
22:01 : Headshot: 300.
22:02 : Nice shot!
22:04 : Beautiful.
22:05 : Cool, lol.
22:06 : Cool.
22:07 : Chi…
22:08 : Whoa.
22:11 : Is it Eir?
22:12 : Kiriko, lol.
22:13 : It’s already over.
22:15 : Starting to cry.
22:16 : Fire!
22:20 : Kiriko, lol.
22:20 : No need for trajectory adjustments, it’s an easy game.
22:21 : Vegeta from 3days is even thicker.
22:22 : Covered by red tears of sorrow.
22:23 : OP is hereーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー.
22:25 : Ohーーー.
22:27 : Flirting from the OP.
22:28 : Is this the OP song?
22:29 : All the avatars are passing by.
22:30 : Looking forward to next week already.
22:31 : GGO makes me cry with the final child’s line.
22:31 : Nice couple.
22:34 : A single body would be fine; it’s split in half anyway.
22:35 : Kirito (avatar).
22:37 : Too many spoilers…
22:38 : Sawashiro-san is the heroine, huh.
22:42 : It’s a spoiler!
22:44 : Oh, so the real identity is someone Sinon knows in real life…
22:51 : MORE DEBAN.
22:53 : Leafa-chan’s design is still the best.
22:58 : The animation quality is amazing from here on.
22:58 : Rings.
22:59 : This time’s avatar has long hair.
22:59 : There’s someone doing melee combat in the moonlight!
23:00 : Jedi, lol.
23:00 : The animation quality is top-notch.
23:01 : This Kirito is the best.
23:02 : Is it Eir?
23:04 : Kirito’s dual swords are still the best, lol.
23:06 : Cool, lol.
23:07 : So cool, lol.
23:08 : Sword, lol.
23:08 : A world where guns are the main weapon, and he dominates with a lightsaber, lol.
23:09 : Smooth.
23:09 : Jedi.
23:09 : Covered by red tears of sorrow.
23:10 : Fire!
23:11 : Bloody tears.
23:11 : Break it!
23:12 : Ah, definitely a Jedi, lol.
23:14 : Completely a different game.
23:16 : Covered by red tears of sorrow.
23:17 : Oh, it’s so nostalgic (´；ω；｀).
23:18 : Oh, it’s so nostalgic (´；ω；｀).
23:18 : Hearing about guns, he couldn’t resist jumping in, lol.
23:19 : Keiichi Sigsawa, lol.
23:26 : The virgin echoes—.
23:32 : Is this girl Kirito?
23:33 : This scene is so comical.
23:33 : Why is he swinging a sword in a world of guns, lol.
23:40 : The font, lol.
23:50 : The second season is amazing too.
23:50 : Now, face the judgment of the loner (｀；ω；´).